# Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with.

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**Created:** [July 8, 2011, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291 "2011-07-08T11:13:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/1 "2011-07-08T11:13:52Z")

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> **[Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog](https://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/)**
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> A man appears in court after allegedly ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a woman who died as a result.

😕:eek::dubious:

What a way to go!

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> A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to the intercourse.

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**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/2 "2011-07-08T11:25:18Z")

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Speechless.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/3 "2011-07-08T11:34:04Z")

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He ordered his dog to have sex with her? Can you imagine what kind of training would that entail?

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/4 "2011-07-08T11:47:07Z")

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I’d like to hear the command. I guess it would go something like this : “Fuck, Rover, fuck”.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/5 "2011-07-08T11:53:38Z")

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A man from Limerick with dog,  
Ends up in story most odd.  
He says something to Rover,  
Who then does her over.  
And she dies. Oh my God.

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**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/6 "2011-07-08T12:02:34Z")

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I had no idea there was a “Best in Porn” category at Crufts.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/7 "2011-07-08T12:03:57Z")

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I’m impressed. I consider my dogs to be fairly well trained, but I can’t even get them to drop the ball when we play fetch.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/8 "2011-07-08T12:18:05Z")

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It is somewhat reassuring that he is the first to be charged under a piece of legislation on the books since 1861.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/9 "2011-07-08T12:19:12Z")

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A Limerickan liked sex with the puppies,  
Got her yammy full of his guppies.  
She died of anaphylaxis,  
I’m tellin’ you just what the facts is,  
And Sean McDonnell is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861 (told in a fashion that rhymes with yuppies).

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/10 "2011-07-08T12:26:02Z")

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[“Her eyes just kept starin’, man. It was horrible. Horrible. Got any more beer…?”](http://www.caninest.com/images/funny-dog-11.jpg)

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/11 "2011-07-08T12:34:13Z")

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Oh to translate, an Alsatian is a German Shepherd. 😃

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/12 "2011-07-08T12:45:43Z")

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When his master said, ‘do her’, he hit it  
(and we know in what style they did it)  
So he buried his bone  
In a pussy unknown  
Now she’s dead and he’s lonely, doggonit  
mmm

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/13 "2011-07-08T12:49:01Z")

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Nice tags on the top of that page. She has to be a shoe in for this years Darwin award.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/14 "2011-07-08T12:56:43Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> Nice tags on the top of that page. She has to be a shoe in for this years Darwin award.

Or the Leviticus award.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/15 "2011-07-08T13:01:35Z")

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> Tests showed she had died of anaphylaxis, a severe allergic reaction similar to that prompted by peanut allergies.

I’ll bet the family is going with the peanut allergy angle.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/16 "2011-07-08T13:10:12Z")

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Some women are Alsatiable, some aren’t.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/17 "2011-07-08T13:10:47Z")

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A wee doggy ran up with a bound  
In wide wonder, he looked all around.  
A wierd bint on her knees,  
smelled of sweat, dirt, & fleas.  
“Do it…! _Or its Back To The Pound…!_” ☹

[“Really mister…!? How about I Give YOU Two Milk-Bones & we skip the whole thing…?”](http://dogsbreed.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/how+to+train+german+shepherd-240x300.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/18 "2011-07-08T13:26:12Z")

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> The Irish Daily Star adds that McDonnell and the deceased woman had discussed the arrangement on a bestiality internet chat room, and that Gardaí are satisfied that the intercourse was consensual.

Good thing, or else the dog might have been arrested too.

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> The Alsatian dog has been kept in quarantine ever since the incident of 7 October, 2008

Damn, it _was_ arrested. Isn’t confinement without charges contrary to EU law?

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> Tests showed she had died of anaphylaxis, a severe allergic reaction similar to that prompted by peanut allergies.

Moral of the story: don’t feed your dog peanuts before sex.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/19 "2011-07-08T13:34:42Z")

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So she was allergic to dog bones?

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/20 "2011-07-08T13:35:19Z")

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So confusing.

So, what if she boinked some random dog she found in the park, so the owner was definitely not involved, would he still go to the slammer?

It seems stupid to charge the owner with anything if it was consensual, it should be death by mischance. She should have had some inkling she was allergic to dogs.:dubious:

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