# Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 8, 2011, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291 "2011-07-08T11:13:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/21 "2011-07-08T13:38:55Z")

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_"The Irish Sun reports that Sean McDonnell, 57, is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861 – and is believed to be the first person in Ireland to be charged under the legislation._"

I’m betting a good attorney can get him off with a skillful cross-examination of the dog.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/22 "2011-07-08T13:44:28Z")

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If Snoopy had boned her she probably would have died from an anaphallictic shockwave.

But seriously. IMO about the worse this guy deserves is possibly a few years for animal “abuse”.

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**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/23 "2011-07-08T13:47:47Z")

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I’ve heard of a dog humping a leg, but would a dog just mount a woman and penetrate her? Is some sort of training needed or assistance?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/24 "2011-07-08T13:51:49Z")

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The woman’s four children, Spot, Duke, Pixie and Snowball could not be reached for comment.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/25 "2011-07-08T13:54:53Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> The woman’s four children, Spot, **Duke** , Pixie and Snowball could not be reached for comment.

Listen, **lieu** , I’m a son of a bitch, not a son of…whatever that woman was.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/26 "2011-07-08T13:56:00Z")

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Do people die often from dog allergies? I thought it just caused the sniffles.

Not to be too crude (possible in this thread?) but could her allergic reaction have been caused by the dog’s semen?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/27 "2011-07-08T13:55:53Z")

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> [@kanicbird](#):
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> I’ve heard of a dog humping a leg, but would a dog just mount a woman and penetrate her? Is some sort of training needed or assistance?

I wonder if there’s a school?

I’m thinking the proper technique needs to be demonstrated to the dog… I think I could be a trainer.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/28 "2011-07-08T14:02:33Z")

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[Famous Last Words…?](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a362/quietman1920/tombstone.jpg)

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/29 "2011-07-08T14:08:43Z")

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> [@kanicbird](#):
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> I’ve heard of a dog humping a leg, but would a dog just mount a woman and penetrate her? Is some sort of training needed or assistance?

Anything’s possible, given the right posture and an aggressive dog. But seeing as these two met in a bestiality chat room, it’s probable that this dog was, uh, groomed, and yes, trained to have sex with people.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/30 "2011-07-08T14:08:59Z")

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I thought I read somewhere on the Dope somebody saying (God knows why) that a dog having intercourse with a human will thereafter be a dangerous dog, because he’s learned to be dominant over humans rather than submissive.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/31 "2011-07-08T14:13:35Z")

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> [@aruvqan](#):
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> It seems stupid to charge the owner with anything if it was consensual, it should be death by mischance. She should have had some inkling she was allergic to dogs.:dubious:

In the USA, and I image most other democracies, you cannot legally consent to illegal acts. What if a man had died from an allergic reaction to a 5 year old who consented to have sex with him.

I think I can firmly attest  
That this meaage board is one of the best.  
A woman dies after sex with a dog  
And Dopers go the wholr hog:  
Turning it into a limerick fest!

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/32 "2011-07-08T14:22:11Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> Not to be too crude (possible in this thread?) but could her allergic reaction have been caused by the dog’s **semen**?

Maybe she was an Army wife?

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**Author:** ![blindboyard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blindboyard/32/2833_2.png) [@blindboyard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blindboyard)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/33 "2011-07-08T15:12:51Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> I thought I read somewhere on the Dope somebody saying (God knows why) that a dog having intercourse with a human will thereafter be a dangerous dog, because he’s learned to be dominant over humans rather than submissive.

Only if the dog goes on top.

They do this at Guantanamo Bay, apparently it takes a lot of training.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/34 "2011-07-08T15:16:06Z")

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So dogs prefer cowgirl? Whodathunkit.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/35 "2011-07-08T15:26:38Z")

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Old Mother Hubbard  
Went to the cupboard,  
To give the poor doggie a bone;  
When she bent over  
The urge overcame Rover,  
And he slipped her a bone of his own.

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/36 "2011-07-08T15:42:43Z")

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Man, she really screwed the pooch.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/37 "2011-07-08T15:51:32Z")

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Man, this gives a whole new angle to those gadgets that purport to translate dog barks…

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/38 "2011-07-08T15:52:21Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> When his master said, ‘do her’, he hit it  
> (and we know in what style they did it)  
> So he buried his bone  
> In a pussy unknown  
> Now she’s dead and he’s lonely, doggonit  
> mmm

Bravo!

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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/39 "2011-07-08T15:54:03Z")

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“Look, Fido. I’m only going to show you one more time.”  
😃

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**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/40 "2011-07-08T16:41:24Z")

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Disgusting. I don’t feel the least bit sorry for her.

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