# Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2011, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291 "2011-07-08T11:13:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/41 "2011-07-08T16:55:10Z")
What sort of language/ typing do you use in a bestiality chat room? Do you bark orders? And I guess it was doggy style. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/42 "2011-07-08T16:57:39Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > He ordered his dog to have sex with her? Can you imagine what kind of training would that entail? I’m not ashamed that I laughed at this. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/43 "2011-07-08T17:00:44Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > He ordered his dog to have sex with her? Can you imagine what kind of training would that entail? Why do you think CPS took his kids away, he is no longer a Boy Scout leader, and the Catholic Church has sent him several harshly worded letters? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/44 "2011-07-08T17:07:50Z")
> [@blindboyard](#): > > Only if the dog goes on top. > > They do this at Guantanamo Bay, apparently it takes a lot of training. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/45 "2011-07-08T17:08:48Z")
[Nextdoor neighbor} _I wondered what all the howling was about._ [/Nextdoor neighbor] ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/46 "2011-07-08T17:12:21Z")
Did the dog wear a brown paper bag over its head or were the usual beer googles used? ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/47 "2011-07-08T17:17:03Z")
Gives a new meaning to “Woof the Biscuit.” ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/48 "2011-07-08T17:24:52Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > In the USA, and I image most other democracies, you cannot legally consent to illegal acts. What if a man had died from an allergic reaction to a 5 year old who consented to have sex with him. Well if this case is any precedent then that five year old needs to get life in prison. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/49 "2011-07-08T19:34:28Z")
I just want to point out that I have never been to Ireland and I have nothing to do with any of this. Woof, Bubbadog ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/50 "2011-07-08T20:26:01Z")
> [@Lightnin](#): > > I’m impressed. I consider my dogs to be fairly well trained, but I can’t even get them to drop the ball when we play fetch. > [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > [“Her eyes just kept starin’, man. It was horrible. Horrible. Got any more beer…?”](http://www.caninest.com/images/funny-dog-11.jpg) > [@lieu](#): > > The woman’s four children, Spot, Duke, Pixie and Snowball could not be reached for comment. I just wanna say that I love you guys, and I haven’t even started drinking yet. But by golly I’m going to. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/51 "2011-07-08T20:40:57Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I just wanna say that I love you guys, and I haven’t even started drinking yet. > > But by golly I’m going to. > > Regards, > Shodan Just be careful…the semen (aka hair) of the dog can be a killer ya know. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/52 "2011-07-08T21:00:45Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Did the dog wear a brown paper bag over its head or were the usual beer googles used? Why do you assume the dog was the one wearing the bag? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/53 "2011-07-08T21:03:45Z")
I wonder if there was some peanut butter involved. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/54 "2011-07-08T21:05:18Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Why do you assume the dog was the one wearing the bag? Because the dog wearing the bag is what makes the joke the joke. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/55 "2011-07-08T21:21:06Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Because the dog wearing the bag is what makes the joke the joke. No, I was joking, too…as in, the dog needed the woman to wear the bag instead of the other way around. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/56 "2011-07-08T21:23:52Z")
Okay. Maybe they were double bagging it? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/57 "2011-07-08T22:20:50Z")
Are the police still looking for a lead? Or has Fido already had his collar felt? ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/58 "2011-07-08T22:28:18Z")
McDonnell will get seven years, but the dog will only get one. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/59 "2011-07-08T23:15:21Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Do people die often from dog allergies? I thought it just caused the sniffles. > > Not to be too crude (possible in this thread?) but could her allergic reaction have been caused by the dog’s semen? I didn’t even know someone could die just from contact with an animal. Eating certain plants, sure, getting stung or bit by a venomous animal, of course, but literally being around a dog? Really? See kids, safe sex is important…even with a girl’s best friend. :eek: > [@kanicbird](#): > > I’ve heard of a dog humping a leg, but would a dog just mount a woman and penetrate her? Is some sort of training needed or assistance? I probably shouldn’t answer this lest I be known as The Guy Who Knows About Dog Fucking, but it’s my understanding that most dogs will be somewhat confused and may need some guidance at first. However, once they understand the benefits of a bent over woman the problem is training them to associate the act with specific situations and _not_ generalizing it to anytime his lady friend is around. Otherwise he may show questionable behavior when you have guests over, like putting his nose up your skirt. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/60 "2011-07-08T23:39:15Z")
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