# Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2011, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291 "2011-07-08T11:13:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/61 "2011-07-08T23:41:10Z")
> [@detop](#): > > I’d like to hear the command. I guess it would go something like this : “Fuck, Rover, fuck”. Simple… “Come!” ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/62 "2011-07-09T00:04:27Z")
There once was a lady on the net. Who found her German and they meet. She exclaimed “Dear Og!” When she felt it was a Dog But alas her fate had been set. ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/63 "2011-07-09T00:30:42Z")
The article says the dog’s been in quarantine since 2008? That seems inhumane. StG ---
**Author:** ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/64 "2011-07-09T01:54:40Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > I probably shouldn’t answer this lest I be known as The Guy Who Knows About Dog Fucking, but it’s my understanding that most dogs will be somewhat confused and may need some guidance at first. However, once they understand the benefits of a bent over woman the problem is training them to associate the act with specific situations and _not_ generalizing it to anytime his lady friend is around. Otherwise he may show questionable behavior when you have guests over, like putting his nose up your skirt. Well that’s enlightening! In the spirit of fighting ignorance, would you consider starting an Ask The thread? ;-). I’m sure we have other follow up questions! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/65 "2011-07-09T02:44:11Z")
Ahem… Woman goes to her doc Woman - “Everytime I have sex my knees chafe on the carpet and it’s really bothersome.” Doc - “What position are you having intercourse in?” Woman - “Doggystyle.” Doc - “Well obviously then you should try another position.” Woman - “But that’s the only position my dog knows.” ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/66 "2011-07-09T02:52:17Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > I probably shouldn’t answer this lest I be known as The Guy Who Knows About Dog Fucking Do they call me **marshmallow** the Great Debater? Do they call me **marshmallow** the Thread Spotter? Nooooo . . . ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/67 "2011-07-09T02:55:44Z")
A woman takes her dog to the vet and says, “Rover is always humping me” and the vet says, well if I neuter him, that will take care of that problem. And the woman says. “Neuter him! I just want your to clip his nails and do something about his breath!” ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/68 "2011-07-09T04:04:33Z")
> [@pohjonen](#): > > A woman takes her dog to the vet and says, “Rover is always humping me” and the vet says, well if I neuter him, that will take care of that problem. And the woman says. “Neuter him! I just want your to clip his nails and do something about his breath!” [Rimshot!](http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/69 "2011-07-09T05:04:49Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Can you imagine what kind of training would that entail? I’d rather NOT imagine that, if you don’t mind. _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/70 "2011-07-09T05:16:43Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Do people die often from dog allergies? I thought it just caused the sniffles. Allergies are allergies; sniffles are a possible symptom, but any symptom up to and including anaphylactic shock can be caused by any allergen. A friend of mine had to stop practicing his craft (he’s a veterinary) after going into anaphylactic shock from touching a cat. ---
**Author:** ![Fir\_na\_tine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fir\_na\_tine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fir_na_tine)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/71 "2011-07-09T09:46:31Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > The woman’s four children, Spot, Duke, Pixie and Snowball could not be reached for comment. Damn you! (Shakes fist) You just cost me a new keyboard and a cup of coffee! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/72 "2011-07-09T10:03:32Z")
She thought she’d be lying in clover With a bone thrown to her by old Rover, But sadly the praxis Caused anaphylaxis: It’s a dog’s life. Bad luck. And game over. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/73 "2011-07-09T10:58:43Z")
On October the seventh she needed some kicks She logged on to an odd message board She got chatting away about doggy-style sex To a chap with a hound, name of Sean 'Twas a wonderful dog, how he pumped fore and aft And oh, how that big canine drove her. She got several blasts, but what a disast… …er! Allergic to the Irish Rover! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/74 "2011-07-09T11:31:26Z")
Like! (Helps if you know the tune.) ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/75 "2011-07-09T12:32:24Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > A friend of mine had to stop practicing his craft (he’s a veterinary) after going into anaphylactic shock from touching a cat. What luck. You’d think that would present itself before getting all the way to being a professional vet. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/76 "2011-07-09T12:36:58Z")
This thread went to the dogs quick. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/77 "2011-07-09T13:11:31Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > On October the seventh she needed some kicks > She logged on to an odd message board > She got chatting away about doggy-style sex > To a chap with a hound, name of Sean > 'Twas a wonderful dog, how he pumped fore and aft > And oh, how that big canine drove her. > She got several blasts, but what a disast… > ..er! Allergic to the Irish Rover! Just fucking awesome. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/78 "2011-07-09T13:21:04Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > On October the seventh she needed some kicks > She logged on to an odd message board > She got chatting away about doggy-style sex > To a chap with a hound, name of Sean > 'Twas a wonderful dog, how he pumped fore and aft > And oh, how that big canine drove her. > She got several blasts, but what a disast… > ..er! Allergic to the Irish Rover! Howls of laughter! ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/79 "2011-07-09T13:37:00Z")
I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![WotNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@WotNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WotNot)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291/80 "2011-07-09T13:53:41Z")
> [@Koxinga](#): > > I don’t get it. [Irish Rover](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JhVWsc5Xgg) 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-allergic-reaction-to-dog-she-had-sex-with/588291.md?page=5)