# Woman Dies From Butt Injection

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 9, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764 "2011-02-09T15:14:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/1 "2011-02-09T15:14:51Z")

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Wow, what an obituary to have written about yourself. There are many ways to die, but “butt enhancement” complications is not really something I would choose to die from.

[Read about it here.](http://portal.wowway.net/news/read.php?rip_id=%3CD9L92JL00%40news.ap.org%3E&ps=1011)

From the linked article:

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> Police were seeking two people involved in the cosmetic procedures. They said they believe the procedures were arranged over the Internet.

You know the sad thing?

She’s going to be the butt of jokes for a long time to come, now.

:giggle:

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/2 "2011-02-09T15:33:09Z")

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_Big bottom, big bottom  
Talk about bum cakes  
My girl’s got 'em  
Big bottom drives me out of my mind  
How can I leave this behind?_

Couldn’t she have just pigged out on malomars instead?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/3 "2011-02-09T15:59:01Z")

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It wasnt due to an unsterile cock was it?

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/4 "2011-02-09T16:07:51Z")

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Does this death make my ass look fat?

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**Author:** ![Baracus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@Baracus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baracus)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/5 "2011-02-09T16:13:22Z")

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I wonder if this will be used as yet another example of Brits traveling to the US for our superior medical care?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/6 "2011-02-09T16:14:20Z")

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Bummer.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/7 "2011-02-09T16:19:06Z")

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What can you get injected in your butt that will enhance it (I assume make it bigger or rounder)?? Same with the ‘hip augmentation’…I assume this is to make your hips look bigger, but what injection can you get to do this??

Curious minds want to know.

-XT

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/8 "2011-02-09T16:20:10Z")

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Rectum?

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/9 "2011-02-09T16:21:05Z")

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I’m all for those types of injections, but I haven’t noticed it makes my wife’s butt look any bigger…

-XT

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/10 "2011-02-09T16:22:22Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> What can you get injected in your butt that will enhance it (I assume make it bigger or rounder)?? Same with the ‘hip augmentation’…I assume this is to make your hips look bigger, but what injection can you get to do this??
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> Curious minds want to know.
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> -XT

Some of the news reports say it was silicone injections.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/11 "2011-02-09T16:27:09Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Couldn’t she have just pigged out on malomars instead?

I see this sentiment a lot, so I am gonna give it an serious answer.

No. Pigging out on malomars will NOT give the kind of butt that tends to be admired in the kind of culture that likes big butts. Think of big butts like big lips. They are a specific physical characteristic that some people have and some don’t.

When people who aren’t predisposed to big ol’ booties eat too much and get really fat, they tend to have wide, flat, baggy asses that have nothing to do with the kind of big booty that people like.

Some dummies think they can buy a big ol’ round booty, but it is the same disaster as when folks think they can buy big ol lips. It never looks right. Some boob jobs look terrific. To me, butt jobs never do. They never look like the big booties I see in the hood. They just look odd. Anyone getting injections for a big booty is an idiot. Anyone overeating to try and gain a big booty is an idiot.

~ This big booty lesson brought to you by Nzinga, Seated; an admirer of big round booties.

ETA: Finagle is cracking me up.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/12 "2011-02-09T16:45:28Z")

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I wonder if she’ll be face down in an open casket for the viewing, so she won’t have died in vain.

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**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/13 "2011-02-09T17:43:48Z")

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Fake butts are very common these days. While I’ve never been a fan of fake breasts or fake butts (because they just don’t _feel_ right), I can’t argue that they can both be visually appealing. Just take a look at ‘before’ and ‘after’ pics of Nicki Minaj.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/14 "2011-02-09T17:51:12Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> ~ This big booty lesson brought to you by Nzinga, Seated; an admirer of big round booties.

Well, learn something every day. That taste is so far from my preferences as to be on another planet, so I had no idea what big booty likers liked in their big booties. Consider me edumacated.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/15 "2011-02-09T17:55:16Z")

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I think it’s more a black/Hispanic thing with the big booties. Though obviously it’s catching on with some white women, since they are trying to get booty enhancements as well as bigger boobs.

I’m also in the admirer of big round booties club…

-XT

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/16 "2011-02-09T17:57:41Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Rectum?

Nope, killed um. I just had to bring closure to the old joke setup. But this is no place to be making wise cracks.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/17 "2011-02-09T17:58:03Z")

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Shame she wasn’t lucky like my aunt. All she had to do to make her butt bigger was wipe it with toilet paper.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/18 "2011-02-09T18:03:59Z")

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Wow. That’s a real pain in the ass.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/19 "2011-02-09T18:08:36Z")

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I think she got the idea somewhere that fat-bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-dies-from-butt-injection/570764/20 "2011-02-09T18:10:02Z")

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I guess the doctor should have been more anal in his work.

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