# Woman fused to toilet seat. Not funny. Newslink
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-fused-to-toilet-seat-not-funny-newslink/441157
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 12, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-fused-to-toilet-seat-not-funny-newslink/441157 "2008-03-12T21:42:30Z")
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-fused-to-toilet-seat-not-funny-newslink/441157/1 "2008-03-12T21:42:30Z")
She sat there for 2 years!!
Not dead. Alive.
For 2 years!!
And her boyfriend **waited** , before doing the 9-1-1 thing! :eek:
[http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WOMAN\_IN\_BATHROOM?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WOMAN_IN_BATHROOM?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US)
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> WICHITA, Kan. (AP) – Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years - so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.
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> Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat.\*\* She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
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> “She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”
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> He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
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> “And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'” Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”
Bolding by me.
WTF? 😕😕😕😕😕
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### Author:  [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-fused-to-toilet-seat-not-funny-newslink/441157/2 "2008-03-12T21:43:41Z")
> **[Woman forgets the "...get off the pot" part](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=459521)**
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> Woman sits on boyfriend’s toilet for two years I have to wonder, was it a two bathroom house?
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### Author:  [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-fused-to-toilet-seat-not-funny-newslink/441157/3 "2008-03-12T21:54:43Z")
Gotta wonder-did he set up a litle tree in the can so they could celebrate Christmas together (assuming they are christian)? Did he bring her a cake on her birthday?
_Happy Birthday to you-you’re stuck to the loo…_
Was bathroom cleaning merely mopping around her? _Lift your feet, dear. Thanks_
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### Author:  [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-fused-to-toilet-seat-not-funny-newslink/441157/4 "2008-03-12T22:00:08Z")
They must both be mentally ill or mentally disabled.
"Maybe tomorrow … " Um yeah. ???
What’s even sadder is that nobody else in this woman’s life noticed she wasn’t around for 2 years? Or did people know and do nothing? Or did she talk to people on the phone but say nothing about living on a toilet for months and months?
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-fused-to-toilet-seat-not-funny-newslink/441157/5 "2008-03-12T22:19:57Z")
Can I go and live on a different planet, please?
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### Author:  [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-fused-to-toilet-seat-not-funny-newslink/441157/6 "2008-03-12T23:01:51Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee]
> **[Woman forgets the "...get off the pot" part](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=459521)**
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> Woman sits on boyfriend’s toilet for two years I have to wonder, was it a two bathroom house?
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Since there’s already an existing thread, I’ll go ahead and close this one.