# Woman gets banned from bar...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 16, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376 "2010-04-16T18:14:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/1 "2010-04-16T18:14:29Z")
…well, actually a bunch of bars.
In fact, the British government has banned Laura Hall from every bar in England. And Wales. She’s the first person to ever receive such a ban.
Quite an accomplishment for a twenty year old.
[story](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1266298/Woman-person-banned-EVERY-pub-club-country.html)
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### Author:  [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/2 "2010-04-16T18:34:54Z")
You’d think they’d do the same for Amy Winehouse.
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### Author:  [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/3 "2010-04-16T18:41:37Z")
The scale boggles. I wonder if she will sneak booze and who would give it to her?
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### Author:  [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/4 "2010-04-16T18:41:38Z")
I suppose she’ll be headed up to Scotland now.
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### Author:  [@OtisCampbellWasRight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtisCampbellWasRight)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/5 "2010-04-16T18:44:03Z")
A blonde walks into a bar…and really whacks her head…oh wait
…and get’s thrown out???
What did she do that prompted this ban?
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### Author:  [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/6 "2010-04-16T18:45:26Z")
What an uninformative article. What did she actually do to merit the ban?
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### Author:  [@OtisCampbellWasRight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtisCampbellWasRight)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/7 "2010-04-16T18:47:36Z")
Looks like my kinda gal, she does.
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### Author:  [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/8 "2010-04-16T18:48:45Z")
For being a [drunken nuisance](http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/04/16/banned-from-every-pub-in-the-country-115875-22189398/).
But the best part of this article is here:
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> Noisy neighbour Martin Solomon, 64, has been jailed for four months for repeatedly flouting an Asbo banning loud foul-mouthed political rants while watching Question Time on TV in Stroud, Gloucs.
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### Author:  [@OtisCampbellWasRight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtisCampbellWasRight)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/9 "2010-04-16T18:48:55Z")
I’ve gotten tossed out of bars on several occasions, when I was in college. But to be banned from every bar in the COUNTRY!
Bravo.
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### Author:  [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/10 "2010-04-16T18:49:16Z")
From the description about the Asbo-s, it looks like she racked up a whole crapload of what we’d call in the US disorderly conduct/drunk-and-disorderly violations.
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### Author:  [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/11 "2010-04-16T18:52:37Z")
This part is interesting:
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> Since their introduction in September, police and local authorities can ask magistrates to impose the orders on anyone responsible for alcohol-fuelled crime or anti- social behaviour to stop them drinking or entering licensed premises.
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> They cannot be issued to anyone with mental health problems or alcoholics.
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### Author:  [@OtisCampbellWasRight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtisCampbellWasRight)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/12 "2010-04-16T18:53:31Z")
Wow. Only 20 years old. It takes most people a lifetime to become that much of an A-hole. She’s probably expecting the Spanish inquisition, or something…
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/13 "2010-04-16T18:59:56Z")
> [@acsenray](#):
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> What an uninformative article. What did she actually do to merit the ban?
Hit on everyone in the bar, with the sole exception of Sergeant David Roberts.
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/14 "2010-04-16T19:02:27Z")
> [@OtisCampbellWasRight](#):
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> Looks like my kinda gal, she does.
_::Looks at username::_ You would say that.
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### Author:  [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/15 "2010-04-16T20:10:33Z")
"Since their introduction in September, police and local authorities can ask magistrates to impose the orders on anyone responsible for alcohol-fuelled crime or anti- social behaviour to stop them drinking or entering licensed premises.
They **cannot** be issued to anyone with mental health problems or alcoholics"
WTF?
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### Author:  [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/16 "2010-04-16T20:18:43Z")
> [@gonzomax](#):
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> The scale boggles. I wonder if she will sneak booze and who would give it to her?
Some guy she promises to go to bed with. (no, I _wouldn’t_ hit that. But someone would)
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### Author:  [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/17 "2010-04-16T20:50:48Z")
England and Wales, it says. Well, Scotland and Ireland better look out.
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### Author:  [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/18 "2010-04-16T21:07:07Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> You’d think they’d do the same for Amy Winehouse.
With that name, I don’t think they are allowed to.
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### Author:  [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/19 "2010-04-16T21:18:40Z")
I believe Amy Winehouse is safe, if they can’t ban alcoholics.
I’m waiting for the “alcoholics defense” to become popular.
“But Judge, you CAN’T ban me from the bars, I’m an alcoholic.”
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### Author:  [@Cyningablod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyningablod)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-gets-banned-from-bar/536376/20 "2010-04-16T21:35:13Z")
I’m sure she’s a sociopathic, selfish, petulant little immature bitch, but my oh my, what nice boobies… 🙂
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