# Woman injured by flying brisket **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 17, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561 "2015-09-17T14:48:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/1 "2015-09-17T14:48:41Z")
[http://www.kentucky.com/2015/09/14/4036533\_flying-brisket-injures-woman-during.html?rh=1](http://www.kentucky.com/2015/09/14/4036533_flying-brisket-injures-woman-during.html?rh=1) “Ya got a permit for that brisket”? It’s a sad waste of good barbecue. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/2 "2015-09-17T15:01:18Z")
Meat related misdemeanor. I can’t stop laughing at that. ---
**Author:** ![Richey84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Richey84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richey84)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/3 "2015-09-17T15:16:21Z")
This sounds like a Big Bang Theory episode. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/4 "2015-09-17T15:47:24Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > [http://www.kentucky.com/2015/09/14/4036533\_flying-brisket-injures-woman-during.html?rh=1](http://www.kentucky.com/2015/09/14/4036533_flying-brisket-injures-woman-during.html?rh=1) > [@](#): > > The brisket allegedly was thrown by barbecue pit master Mike Owings… Fixed quote: “The brisket allegedly was chucked by barbecue pit master Mike Owings…” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/5 "2015-09-17T15:51:29Z")
I wonder if the brisket was booked into evidence? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/6 "2015-09-17T16:05:58Z")
Rejected “Seinfeld” episode? ^ DA: Officer, would you say it was a 20 lb brisket? Cop: Umm,…no, _urp_, it was more like an EIGHT lb brisket! DA: Please note, your honor, the brisket is not entered in evidence. Judge: So…_bup_…noted. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/7 "2015-09-17T16:07:38Z")
Lenny Brisco: Finally some evidence you can sink your teeth into conselor… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/8 "2015-09-17T16:11:45Z")
^ [Donk, donk!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc) ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/9 "2015-09-17T16:13:19Z")
Damnit, forgot the donks:smack: ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/10 "2015-09-17T16:15:20Z")
There’s no need to fear, wonder mutt is here! (Where the hell’s that brisket?) _urp_ ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/11 "2015-09-17T16:26:45Z")
Police are still questioning the sauce. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/12 "2015-09-17T16:32:57Z")
It was a barbecue cookoff, right? Maybe a contestant from North Carolina wouldn’t stop ribbing him about his choice of meat. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/13 "2015-09-17T16:37:59Z")
[hijack] This has precious little to do with the topic except that it made me think of an old WC Fields movie (I don’t remember the actual title of it – could have been “The Gift”) where there was a sign on the door of WC’s dry goods store that read “Closed on account of molasses.” [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/14 "2015-09-17T16:38:24Z")
> [@cornflakes](#): > > It was a barbecue cookoff, right? Maybe a contestant from North Carolina wouldn’t stop ribbing him about his choice of meat. Brisket is a classic BBQ meat. He just rubbed someone the wrong way. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/15 "2015-09-17T16:49:16Z")
Ah, dry humor, eh? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/16 "2015-09-17T16:49:17Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > [http://www.kentucky.com/2015/09/14/4036533\_flying-brisket-injures-woman-during.html?rh=1](http://www.kentucky.com/2015/09/14/4036533_flying-brisket-injures-woman-during.html?rh=1) > > “Ya got a permit for that brisket”? \ Yeah, when pigs fly. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/17 "2015-09-17T18:10:56Z")
[QUOTE=burpo the wonder mutt] Yeah, when pigs fly. [/QUOTE] You “pullin” mah leg? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/18 "2015-09-17T18:11:10Z")
He who would make a pun would microwave ribs. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/19 "2015-09-17T18:26:24Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > He who would make a pun would microwave ribs. > :dubious: Oh, I got you, now: there is a company that makes microwavable ribs (the name is something like “Butler”); they come in a long, flat package with a thick rubber band and you roll them into a cylinder and you buzz them and they’re DELISH! Especially when you REALLY gotta have ribs but don’t have the time. One caveat–VERY high sodium. Check 'em out. Available on your grocer’s can. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/20 "2015-09-17T18:32:20Z")
ETA: Really wrong on the name, it’s “ **Lloyd’s**.” The pulled pork-in-a-bucket is almost as good. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561.md?page=2)