# Woman injured by flying brisket **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 17, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561 "2015-09-17T14:48:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/41 "2015-09-19T01:20:15Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > [hijack] > > This has precious little to do with the topic except that it made me think of an old WC Fields movie (I don’t remember the actual title of it – could have been “The Gift”) where there was a sign on the door of WC’s dry goods store that read “Closed on account of molasses.” > > [/hijack] [Was he in Boston](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood)? Great Molasses Flood ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/42 "2015-09-19T01:35:41Z")
“Mike…? I think that’s a typo…? You’re supposed to tenderize that brisket with a Mallet. A Ma-llet, Mike. Yeah, I know… I Know there’s no “u” in mallet… you’re just going to have to trust me on this one.” _pause_ “Mike? Mike…? Now you put that down now, Mike…” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/43 "2015-09-19T01:39:01Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Yes, but the coroner sticks the thermometer in the liver. THE LIVER! :eek: :eek: :eek: Won’t be hard to find mine, must be the size of a Buick by now. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/44 "2015-09-19T01:40:01Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > You’re thinking of a pot roast. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/45 "2015-09-19T13:55:19Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Lenny Brisco: > > Finally some evidence you can sink your teeth into conselor… “You could indict a ham sandwich!” (Also Lennie) > [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Yes, but the coroner sticks the thermometer in the liver. THE LIVER! :eek: :eek: :eek: Worse: the coroners buy their thermometers at Crate & Barrel. ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/46 "2015-09-19T14:11:45Z")
“It’s just a little airborne! It’s still good, it’s still good!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/47 "2015-09-19T16:50:33Z")
> [@Algher](#): > > This thread inspired me to go buy a full brisket to smoke on Sunday. Occasionally I post a thread that actually benefits humanity. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561/48 "2015-09-19T18:57:17Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Occasionally I post a thread that actually benefits humanity. What you talkin bout, Willis? All this (alleged) humor is non-fattening. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-injured-by-flying-brisket/731561.md?page=2)