# Woman microwaves baby

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-microwaves-baby/589062>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 14, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-microwaves-baby/589062 "2011-07-14T21:50:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![I\_Know\_Nothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f04885/32.png) [@I\_Know\_Nothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Know_Nothing)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-microwaves-baby/589062/61 "2011-07-17T18:44:19Z")

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I didn’t post this the first time around. Looks like some other people broke the seal on the disgusting baby jokes so I’ll pile on another.

What’s red and puffy and taps on glass?

A baby in a microwave.

How long does it take for it to explode?

I don’t know I was too busy masturbating.

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**Author:** ![I\_Know\_Nothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f04885/32.png) [@I\_Know\_Nothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Know_Nothing)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-microwaves-baby/589062/62 "2011-07-17T18:56:59Z")

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Wouldn’t it be funny if someone posted a link to this thread here:

[Please post a really, really good meatloaf recipe](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=616572)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-microwaves-baby/589062/63 "2012-03-09T16:59:08Z")

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The defendant plans (big surprise here) an insanity defense: [Video News - CNN](http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/crime/2012/03/09/hln-dr-drew-baby-died-in-microwave.hln)

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-microwaves-baby/589062/64 "2012-03-09T17:07:06Z")

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Just wait until \*\*Gordan Ramsey \*\*finds out she used microwave! Not to mention that the baby was past its expiration date and had mold on it.

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-microwaves-baby/589062/65 "2012-03-09T17:11:27Z")

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> [@SweetLucy](#):
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> Some people truly deserve to be sterilized, whether they like it or not, just for the good of the human race. They murder their kids and then go on to crank out more.

I know! becuse these babby cant fright back

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-microwaves-baby/589062/66 "2012-03-09T17:14:39Z")

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[Fitting commercial.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jFlkLDQbhM)

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