# Woman pried from toilet after two years
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-pried-from-toilet-after-two-years/441250
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 13, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-pried-from-toilet-after-two-years/441250 "2008-03-13T16:29:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 3
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### Author:  [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-pried-from-toilet-after-two-years/441250/1 "2008-03-13T16:29:36Z")
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[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html)
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> Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
It took a lot of moral fiber to pull her out of that, and I’m impressed he dealt with her as long as he did, considering what the neighbors have probably been colon’ her.
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-pried-from-toilet-after-two-years/441250/2 "2008-03-13T16:33:07Z")
I bet she was pissed.
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### Author:  [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-pried-from-toilet-after-two-years/441250/3 "2008-03-13T16:35:38Z")
This is I think the third thread following the [original](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=459521). The original is still on the front page.