# Woman says she was kicked out of water park because of her bathing suit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 5, 2013, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695 "2013-07-05T05:15:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/81 "2013-07-07T18:59:33Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Why are her breasts even being discussed? They were not part of the “news story” were they? I was quite clearly responding to post 50 originally, which does mention her breasts and likely inability to find fitting tops. > [@VinylTurnip](#): > > _Shhhhhh_. After the Gynocaust, we don’t get that many chances! Keep it classy. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/82 "2013-07-07T19:50:17Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Her breasts are larger than a GG? I don’t believe that one bit, but even if it were true, they sell bigger swim tops than even the ones I linked to. [Here’s one](http://www.figleaves.com/us/product/FBF-AS3330/Freya-Swim-Fever-Underwired-Plunge-Bikini-Top-For-Larger-Cup/?size=34JJ&colour=Pinks) that comes all the way up to JJ, for the record. Seriously, her boobs are big, but part of what is making them look so enormous is that they are so droopy due probably to her weight loss and ill fitting swim suit. Here’s a link to a blog from a girl who wears a 36 GG and her breasts are much larger than the lady in the OP, they just look much more compact and higher because she’s actually wearing proper foundation garments. [Cola TV - Trực tiếp bóng đá miễn phí, xem ColaTV TTBD HD](http://fullerfigurefullerbust.com/tag/36gg/) > > And furthermore, what do you mean you speak from experience? You’ve fondled the breasts of bad tattoo, too small swimsuit lady? Do tell then what her bra size is, friend. Or you could go with a [vintage style bikini](http://www.unique-vintage.com/swimsuits-piece-swimwear-c-417_418.html?osCsid=9d28fc4e0018497715d0a830ecac2136), which does flatter fuller busts. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/83 "2013-07-07T21:12:11Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Or you could go with a [vintage style bikini](http://www.unique-vintage.com/swimsuits-piece-swimwear-c-417_418.html?osCsid=9d28fc4e0018497715d0a830ecac2136), which does flatter fuller busts. And has fuller bottoms. The thing is: I get it. I do. You lose a bunch of weight and you want to show off. I am totally guilty of this from time to time. Ultimately though, if you want to wear your maybe a bit too revealing string bikini, you wear it at an adult pool party or the beach or something like that. I can’t imagine wanting to flaunt myself at a kid’s water park. Time and place appropriateness and all that. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/84 "2013-07-07T21:55:32Z")
Unless she has a big honkin’ tattoo on her back that says, “Fuck 'em all” or something similar, I think the park management was out of line. And they weren’t asking her to cover her back, so maybe they are terrified at the sight of a 40 year old woman having cellulite or something. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/85 "2013-07-07T22:19:40Z")
> [@yellowjacketcoder](#): > > Echoing this. If park management decides to double-down on saying it was the bikini they kicked her out for, they’re idiots. Idiots that will soon have less business, I imagine. > > Of course, I’m not sure what the woman thought would happen after she called police. It’s not like the cops are going to say “no, you have to let her in”. Yeah, surely it MUST be the woman who isn’t telling the whole story, and not the snotty, shallow, minimum wage park employees! ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/86 "2013-07-08T02:16:27Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Her breasts are larger than a GG? > > And furthermore, what do you mean you speak from experience? You’ve fondled the breasts of bad tattoo, too small swimsuit lady? Do tell then what her bra size is, friend. I am bigger than a GG and she is bigger than me. And, no, I haven’t fondled any women’s breasts other than my own.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/87 "2013-07-08T03:23:05Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > _Shhhhhh_. After the Gynocaust, we don’t get that many chances! {Makes another note in “The Exhaustive History of The Straight Dope”} ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/88 "2013-07-08T05:35:13Z")
First they kicked out the big titted woman in the string bikini, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a big titted woman in a string bikini… ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/89 "2013-07-08T07:01:05Z")
> [@Mathematics](#): > > I don’t know that woman, but I suspect she’d be extremely insecure about walking outside in just her undergarments, which are probably _more_ flattering than that bikini. It’s just an interesting part of culture. You’ve reminded me of this British TV commercial: (Okay, it's a dude in the video, but you get the idea) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/90 "2013-07-08T17:35:39Z")
Heh - “budgie-smuggler.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kiwi\_Fruit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kiwi_fruit/32/12_2.png) [@Kiwi\_Fruit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiwi_Fruit)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/91 "2013-07-09T00:28:54Z")
> [@Mister\_Rik](#): > > You’ve reminded me of this British TV commercial: > > (Okay, it's a dude in the video, but you get the idea) Pssst! It’s a New Zealand commercial. You don’t think it’s warm enough in Britain for them to dress like that, do you? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/92 "2013-07-09T00:46:10Z")
> [@Kiwi\_Fruit](#): > > Pssst! It’s a New Zealand commercial. You don’t think it’s warm enough in Britain for them to dress like that, do you? 🙂 Thanks for the info. I think the first time I saw it it was labeled as British. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/93 "2013-07-09T03:29:59Z")
> [@Kiwi\_Fruit](#): > > Pssst! It’s a New Zealand commercial. You don’t think it’s warm enough in Britain for them to dress like that, do you? 🙂 That makes more sense. ---
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/94 "2013-07-09T05:34:34Z")
> [@Mister\_Rik](#): > > You’ve reminded me of this British TV commercial: > > (Okay, it's a dude in the video, but you get the idea) Nitpick - the ad is either kiwi or aussie. My bet is on Kiwi ---
**Author:** ![Zulema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/db5fbb/32.png) [@Zulema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zulema)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/95 "2013-07-09T06:26:08Z")
Her suit doesn’t look any worse than a lot of people’s when she’s standing still so I’ll bet her bottoms do something bad while she frolics or lands after going down the slide. I can see it creeping up so much it shows too much front and back. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/96 "2013-07-10T00:52:19Z")
> [@bengangmo](#): > > Nitpick - the ad is either kiwi or aussie. > > My bet is on Kiwi Definitely Kiwi - togs is Kiwi, bathers is Aussie. Budgie Smugglers should be illegal in any country. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/97 "2013-07-10T01:08:06Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Is there a tattoo so offensive you cannot show it in public? I know a guy (asshole, actually) who has a tat of a jaguar with “EAT PUSSY” under it. Nobody has ever mentioned it to him. Anybody here know someone that’s been asked to leave somewhere over a tattoo? . . . When the DIL was in college she did a report of tattoos and shared a book that, among other things, had pictures of a woman who had a growing collection of life sized penis tattoos. She said her boyfriend had suggested it as a way to get over her body shyness. She was up to nine at the time the photos were taken. Three or four of them looked like they were hanging from a thong around her neck. She was slightly short and slim and had one of those happy, shy smiles. ---
**Author:** ![Scharzcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@Scharzcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scharzcha)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/98 "2013-07-10T01:36:26Z")
I have seen much much worse when I go to water parks. From what I’ve seen I’m surprised they even let those people in with such skimpy bathing suits! Her on the other hand, if they told her to put on shorts for what ever reason and she did then there shouldn’t be any problem! The whole weight thing was wrong to begin with! Imagine that poor ladies self esteem after being kicked out over weight! People wear bikini’s and in my opinion she shouldn’t have been kicked out because it was not that big of a deal. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/99 "2013-07-10T02:34:21Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Your camel toe must be smaller than this \> \< to ride this ride. I also saw that episode of South Park. ---
**Author:** ![Cugel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cugel/32/1199_2.png) [@Cugel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cugel)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695/100 "2013-07-10T06:46:34Z")
> [@Girl\_From\_Mars](#): > > Definitely Kiwi - togs is Kiwi, bathers is Aussie. Budgie Smugglers should be illegal in any country. Togs for this Aussie, but it’s a word that’s been chucked in the bottom draw for a few decades, possibly next to the garment itself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-says-she-was-kicked-out-of-water-park-because-of-her-bathing-suit/662695.md?page=4)