# Woman tries to break into boyfriend's home by sliding down chimney - is found dead three days later

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 4, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-tries-to-break-into-boyfriends-home-by-sliding-down-chimney-is-found-dead-three-days-later/552639 "2010-09-04T23:37:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-tries-to-break-into-boyfriends-home-by-sliding-down-chimney-is-found-dead-three-days-later/552639/1 "2010-09-04T23:37:58Z")

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[Link](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/31/dr-jacquelyn-kotarac-dies_n_701355.html)

Talk about undignified deaths.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-tries-to-break-into-boyfriends-home-by-sliding-down-chimney-is-found-dead-three-days-later/552639/2 "2010-09-04T23:42:57Z")

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You got[smoked.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=576790&highlight=chimney)

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-tries-to-break-into-boyfriends-home-by-sliding-down-chimney-is-found-dead-three-days-later/552639/3 "2010-09-05T00:58:11Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> You got[smoked.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=576790&highlight=chimney)

Sho-nuff.

I did a search for ‘chimney’ prior to posting.

Shoulda searched for ‘nasty AND bizarre’ 😃  
mmm

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-tries-to-break-into-boyfriends-home-by-sliding-down-chimney-is-found-dead-three-days-later/552639/4 "2010-09-05T11:50:55Z")

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I’m going to put a cork in this one.