# Woman Uses Power Saw To Break Into Botox Clinic

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**Created:** [August 27, 2019, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-uses-power-saw-to-break-into-botox-clinic/839323 "2019-08-27T17:38:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-uses-power-saw-to-break-into-botox-clinic/839323/1 "2019-08-27T17:38:03Z")

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> **[Woman Uses Power Saw To Break Into Botox Clinic](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/woman-power-saw-botox-clinic_n_5d6559fde4b022fbceb1c389)**
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> The suspect is still on the loose after stealing an undisclosed amount of anti-aging products.

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> SUGAR LAND, Texas (AP) — Police in suburban Houston are looking for a woman who used a power tool to break into a Botox clinic and steal anti-aging products.
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> Sugar Land police say surveillance cameras captured the burglary Friday night at the Botox RN MD Spa.
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> The footage shows a woman approaching the locked door of the spa and trying unsuccessfully to open it. She then retrieves a battery-powered grinding saw from a light-colored Mercedes SUV and uses it to cut into the clinic’s front door.
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> Authorities say the woman stole an undisclosed amount of products from the clinic before driving away. Anyone with information is asked to contact Sugar Land police.

Boy, I remember when, if a woman wanted the appearance of perpetual youth, she had to steal a man’s pituitary gland.

Now all you need is a power saw, and you don’t have to kill anybody. Where’s the fun in _that_?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-uses-power-saw-to-break-into-botox-clinic/839323/2 "2019-08-27T17:58:45Z")

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Maybe she had a _really_ bad migraine.

\*Is the thread title part of your diabolical plan to juice up Sequential Threads?

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-uses-power-saw-to-break-into-botox-clinic/839323/3 "2019-08-27T19:31:16Z")

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Some of us are taught how to keep a stiff upper lip without artificial aids.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-uses-power-saw-to-break-into-botox-clinic/839323/4 "2019-08-27T20:08:58Z")

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Beauty is in the hands of the saw holder.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-uses-power-saw-to-break-into-botox-clinic/839323/5 "2019-08-27T20:18:08Z")

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I saw one article about this where they mention that the suspect is believed to be age 35-40.

They’d catch her a lot quicker if they said they believed her to be 45-50. She’d probably go right down to the police department demanding to know who came up with that.