# Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-wearing-cow-suit-charged-with-disorderly-conduct/466137>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2008, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-wearing-cow-suit-charged-with-disorderly-conduct/466137 "2008-10-02T06:25:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-wearing-cow-suit-charged-with-disorderly-conduct/466137/1 "2008-10-02T06:25:37Z")

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You can’t make up [headlines like this](http://www.wlwt.com/news/17589970/detail.html)

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> The (police) report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit.

I reckon she was udderly stupid.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2008, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-wearing-cow-suit-charged-with-disorderly-conduct/466137/2 "2008-10-02T06:32:34Z")

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Psst! [Cal](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=485824) beat you to it.