# Womb Ghosts. This is very bizare.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 9, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316 "2008-06-09T12:57:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/1 "2008-06-09T12:57:41Z")
[Link for womb ghosts.](http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/DEMONS/wombghost.php) Women a departed relative may be hanging out in your womb. It even has a diagram showing how it at happens at time of conception. Men you’re not safe either.
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### Author:  [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/2 "2008-06-09T13:38:40Z")
Womb-to-Tomb… and back again!
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/3 "2008-06-09T13:44:59Z")
Is this site for real, or is it a spoof?
The first photo (described rather ungrammatically as ‘the now very sought after best ghost photo on the internet’) is the lamest ghost photo I’ve ever seen. Clearly a photograph taken of a framed picture, tilted back at a slight angle (you can see the edge of the frame at the top left). The ‘ghost’ is just the reflection of a light source - probably the camera flash - reflected off the photo frame’s smudgy front glass.
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/4 "2008-06-09T13:48:16Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
Is this site for real, or is it a spoof?
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It’s a site about ghosts. Even if it’s serious, how real could it possibly be?
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/5 "2008-06-09T13:48:22Z")
Also, unless the woman in the photo is suffering some kind of catastrophic prolapse, the purported phenomenon would be better described as a ‘thigh ghost’.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/6 "2008-06-09T13:49:43Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]
It’s a site about ghosts. Even if it’s serious, how real could it possibly be?
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‘for real’ _meaning_ ‘serious’, in my question.
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### Author:  [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/7 "2008-06-09T14:08:50Z")
What a load of hooey! Especially this:
> [@Whack-jobs of Haunted America](#):
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> Even prior to conception, at the time of intercourse itself, the subtle body of ghosts enters the body of the mother through her vagina and it impregnates the entire uterus with black energy.
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> The spermatozoon uniting with the ovum is also covered with black energy. This impact is minimized with increase in spiritual level, regular spiritual practice and prayer before and **if possible even during intercourse**.
My bolding. Does, “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!” qualify?
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/8 "2008-06-09T14:32:59Z")
For all the religious references in that site, why the focus on ghosts and demons? Why couldn’t they be angels in the womb or something? Such pessimists.
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### Author:  [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/9 "2008-06-09T14:42:28Z")
Why would the ghost have to wait until intercourse to crawl up the woman’s cootch? Does it like to surf a spooge-wave into her womb?
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/10 "2008-06-09T14:54:25Z")
[QUOTE=Revtim]
Why would the ghost have to wait until intercourse to crawl up the woman’s cootch? Does it like to surf a spooge-wave into her womb?
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Would you rather crawl or surf?
Thought so.
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### Author:  [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/11 "2008-06-09T14:56:59Z")
See? Reincarnation is real! This ghost is just begging her to get pregnant so it can be born into the world once again!
Yes, I think this tinfoil hat is marvelous, don’t you?
😃
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### Author:  [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/12 "2008-06-09T15:02:45Z")
I’m trying to think of someone who has died who really hates me a lot, because they were hanging out in my womb giving me some hella bad cramps this past month.
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/13 "2008-06-09T15:07:29Z")
[QUOTE=Revtim]
Why would the ghost have to wait until intercourse to crawl up the woman’s cootch? Does it like to surf a spooge-wave into her womb?
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Now that I’ve thought hard about this for a moment, I’ve decided that the ghost isn’t crawling up a woman’s cootch, no cough sane [size=1]cough[/cough] would voluntarily allow herself to be impregnanted by a ghost.
The ghost probably manifests itself in the mans scrotum, therein causing horniness, therein making men being controlled by their hanging brain and the constant urge to procreate. Therein, the ghost is spoojed out on the \*Love Stick’s One Shot Wonder \* into said cootch.
Love Stick’s One Shot Wonder would be a great band name.
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### Author:  [@beanpod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beanpod)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/14 "2008-06-09T15:27:35Z")
DOES THE DEVIL BABY HAUNT YOU? (I honestly want it on a t-shirt.)
I wonder if tin-foil panties protect you from womb ghosts.
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### Author:  [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/15 "2008-06-09T15:35:14Z")
[QUOTE=hauntedamericatours]
**A prayer a Priest told me to remove a Anal Ghost** :
† Oh My dearest God in Heaven I am afflicted with a spirit of malice buried deep in my bowels.
I know that You are all powerful and can remove this evil spirit from me.
I am weakend from this foul spirits wrath and need your true blessings.
Please help me oh Almighty God in my hour of deepets Need.
Grant me your servent My lord God, your devine mercy and eternal blessings.
† Amen
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This is a prayer I have said many, many times. Afterwards no one wants to go in the bathroom for at least an hour.
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/16 "2008-06-09T15:50:11Z")
[QUOTE=beanpod]
DOES THE DEVIL BABY HAUNT YOU? (I honestly want it on a t-shirt.)
I wonder if tin-foil panties protect you from womb ghosts.
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Tin Foil Panties! That is brilliant on so many levels that I bow down to you!
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### Author:  [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/17 "2008-06-09T16:21:24Z")
Anal Ghost would be a kickass metal band.
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### Author:  [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/18 "2008-06-09T16:22:30Z")
Hmm. Can you have haunted balls?
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### Author:  [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/19 "2008-06-09T16:41:52Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]
The ghost probably manifests itself in the mans scrotum, therein causing horniness, therein making men being controlled by their hanging brain and the constant urge to procreate. Therein, the ghost is spoojed out on the \*Love Stick’s One Shot Wonder \* into said cootch.
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Oh, this is soft and absorbent…oh wait…WHAT??? The fucking sock again???
_Nooooooooo!!!_
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### Author:  [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womb-ghosts-this-is-very-bizare/452316/20 "2008-06-09T18:41:01Z")
Womb Ghosts?
Looks like they’ll have to call [TAPS](http://www.liparanormalinvestigators.com/TAPS/weekend1/ghost_hunting_with_taps_089_75.jpg).
“I’m sorry, Mrs Jenkins, but after extensive investigation and probing by several different members of the team, all that screaming and moaning and rattling of handcuffs appears to be you…”
(Hmmm…is TAPS hiring?)
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