# Women and hairy guys.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-and-hairy-guys/158518>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 2, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-and-hairy-guys/158518 "2003-03-02T03:42:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-and-hairy-guys/158518/21 "2003-03-09T04:24:25Z")

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## Originally posted by Jude Dammit! I want a beard!

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> \*Originally posted by fizgig \*  
> \*\*I hear Nicole Kidman’s available. \*\*

Wow! Elizabethan humor! Not something you hear, every day.

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-and-hairy-guys/158518/22 "2003-03-09T04:29:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \*  
> \*\*I call my goattee the ‘anus tickler’. Hasn’t been used for that in about five months, though… \*\*

If you call it that in public, I can tell you why it hasn’t been used, lately. 😉

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-and-hairy-guys/158518/23 "2003-03-09T04:40:35Z")

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Long, dark hair and goatees. Very yummy.

Treasure Trails. Very sexy.

Hairy backs or an overabundance of chest hair. No thanks.

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-and-hairy-guys/158518/24 "2003-03-09T04:47:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \*  
> \*\* I find hairy men very very very sexy… I most especially love that line of hair from their belly button to their bits and pieces - yesterday heard it called a “treasure trail” … dear god that bit is sooooooooooo sexy.
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> Hairy men rock !!! \*\*

Figures. I finally find one, and she’s three thousand miles away and already taken. ☹

I used to have shoulder length dark blonde hair and a beard and moustache. I just have the 'stache, now. I’ve had it almost continuously six I was about 17. Every once in a while, I’ll shave it off, just to remind myself what I look like, without it. That guy in the mirror doesn’t look anything like me! 😉

The loss of beard was voluntary; the loss of hair wasn’t. I used to get compliments on both, as well as the Jesus comments. Never had a woman ask me to heal her, though.

I’m not totally convinced I’ve lost the hair, though. It could just be that it’s migrating further south as, the less I have up top, the more I seem to have in other areas. Luckily, it seems to be bypassing my ears (so far). 🙂

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**Author:** ![No\_Disguise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9f8e36/32.png) [@No\_Disguise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Disguise)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-and-hairy-guys/158518/25 "2003-03-09T08:25:48Z")

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Girls love to rub my shaved head.

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**Author:** ![IrishMeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d26b3c/32.png) [@IrishMeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrishMeg)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-and-hairy-guys/158518/26 "2003-03-09T08:44:28Z")

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Hair can be good, but it needs to be in the right places.

Brad Pitt when he looked like jesus - sexy!

Pete Sampras and Robin Williams - not sexy!

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-and-hairy-guys/158518/27 "2003-03-09T15:28:08Z")

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Personally, I like a nice furry belly on a chap.

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-and-hairy-guys/158518/28 "2003-03-09T15:55:59Z")

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I’m a girl and I’m not particularly fond of guys with lots of hair. I don’t normally like guys with facial hair, and prefer if they’ve shaven the day that they’re with me…it hurts to be kissed by a guy with stubble! I don’t like their hair to be really long, just long enough that I can run my hands through it. Also, I’m not particularly fond of hairy chests, but I can deal with it.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-and-hairy-guys/158518/29 "2003-03-09T20:07:18Z")

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I am, happily, a fully employed hippie (4 consecutive “real” jobs now!) and I get to keep my hairs despite being in the corporate world. (Thank god I’m doing database design and not sales or something). With the solitary exception of my Mom, the people who have expressed annoyance or dislike for my long hair and facial furs have been male. (Therefore, no important people whose opinions would count for anything).

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-and-hairy-guys/158518/30 "2003-03-09T23:29:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*Figures. I finally find one, and she’s three thousand miles away and already taken. ☹ \*\*

LOL… taken by an MA man too … who’s 2995 miles to be precise 😃

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