# Women are evil (bare with me here) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 13, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064 "2001-11-13T04:02:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/21 "2001-11-14T01:02:23Z")
Evil woman + Evil penis = oh lord, it’s been a while, how does that go again? ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/22 "2001-11-14T01:42:06Z")
Listen, women are great. Evil? Maybe sometimes. So what? Women are soft, sweet, tough, beautiful, strong, independent, nurturing, funny, warm, kissable, delicious, thoughtful, caring, mysterious, physical and generally magnificent that I can’t even think straight around most of them. No amount of stupid pseudo-math or moronic philosophizing can change it. Even if you get the “math” right the first time. I love women. Hey, can’t you take 'em? Then hole up somewhere and stop bending their ears with drivel. We gentlemen would like to share with them the glory of their company. ---
**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/23 "2001-11-14T01:44:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ThisYearsGirl \* > **But it’s not money that’s evil; it’s the want of money.** Isn’t it that the _love_ of money is the _root_ of all evil? (I’m guessing square-root here rather than cube-root or somesuch). This should still fit in the equation… but I don’t know how to get a square-root sign with vB. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/24 "2001-11-14T02:05:22Z")
You know, the OP makes the thought I had bright and early this morning “If you turn on your new computer does that make you a technological pedaphile?” seem…almost reasonable. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/25 "2001-11-14T04:15:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Apollyon \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ThisYearsGirl \* > > **But it’s not money that’s evil; it’s the want of money.** > > but I don’t know how to get a square-root sign with vB. 🙂 \*\* {sym}alt+0214 (on your keypad){/sym} with square brackets rather than curly ones. [sym]ÖÖÖÖ[/sym] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/26 "2001-11-14T05:00:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by whatmove \* > \*\*so then does **evil = money[sup]4[/sup]** > or does **evil = 4money[sup]2[/sup]**? > > we’ve got to clear this up because usually **money[sup]4[/sup]** is much more than **4money[sup]2[/sup]**, and i’m pretty broke. \*\* Not if (Money) = 2 🙂 And sorry, **TheOtherOne** but just admit now that you did not derive that equation yourself. It’s been around for years and years…although I love trying to pass it off as my own work. And officially, it _is_ (Time) x (Money) = Girls. In fact, go to [http://www.manswers.net](http://www.manswers.net) to see the equation under the “Quicktips” section. ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/27 "2001-11-14T05:03:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moronmountain \* > \*\*Not if (Money) = 2 🙂 > \*\* Addendum: If (Money) = 2, it is generally accepted that (Girls) = 0, so either way you are screwed. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/28 "2001-11-14T05:07:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheOtherOne \* > \*\* > > Interesting, no? Did I just spend too much time at the bar with The Most Confusing Girl in the World[sup]TM[/sup]? \*\* Yup. And her name was Tia Maria. ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/29 "2001-11-14T05:30:09Z")
Wow, this has gone on longer than I expected it too! Don’t worry, I have now agreed with myself to never post drunk again…mostly… Carry on. [sub]Just for the record, I do love women. They just get to me sometimes. I suppose it comes with the territory. ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/30 "2001-11-14T05:42:03Z")
I’m not evil. Just wickedly delightful. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/31 "2001-11-14T05:43:53Z")
That sums up most of the she-devils I know… ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/32 "2001-11-14T14:48:11Z")
They say women don’t usually excel at math. Dunno if that’s true cause my bank staff is all women at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/33 "2001-11-17T00:46:36Z")
Norm: “Women…can’t live with 'em…pass the beer nuts.” Cliff: “Boy, you said it, Normy.” Norm: “No, seriously, pass the beer nuts. I’m starvin’ over here.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064/34 "2001-11-17T02:33:39Z")
Make money your God and it will hound you like the devil. Anyone with money to burn will always find him/herself surrounded by people with matches. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-are-evil-bare-with-me-here/93064.md?page=1)