# Women do not want equality. They want special treatment. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 27, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903 "2011-04-27T15:15:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lady\_of\_the\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@Lady\_of\_the\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_of_the_Lake)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/21 "2011-04-27T16:04:30Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Anyone who opposes special treatment for women gets vilified. > > Equality is an absolute joke until this misandry goes away. You are very illogical. I’ve seen your other threads and even if you hold positions that are liberal (if that liberal is, in fact, crazy), you’re so overblown and ranty that I can’t ever agree with you. Also, if THIS is how you present an argument, I think I’m going to have to start assuming that any views you hold are not supported by anything other than the magical brain bunnies frolicking through your mind. ---
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/22 "2011-04-27T16:04:33Z")
> [@gallows\_fodder](#): > > What the fuck is your damage, dude? Did your mom refuse to hug you as a child or something? She forced him to buy Kotex for her! ---
**Author:** ![Amasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba9def/32.png) [@Amasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amasia)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/23 "2011-04-27T16:08:50Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Anyone who opposes special treatment for women gets vilified. > > Equality is an absolute joke until this misandry goes away. You are hilariously adorable!!! Hehehe…what other funnies you can haz make? ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/24 "2011-04-27T16:10:31Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Women should be put on a pedestal. One high enough that you can look up her dress. Oh, yoohoo. Hi down there. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/25 "2011-04-27T16:16:39Z")
I was going to post sooner, but I was too busy being oppressed by the women in this misandrist society. EVERYBODY STOP FEARING MY COCK! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/26 "2011-04-27T16:31:31Z")
Well, he might be completely insane, but he’s not completely wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/27 "2011-04-27T16:32:26Z")
Can we collapse the ravings into a single thread? **Women do not want equality. They want offshoring.** ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/28 "2011-04-27T16:35:23Z")
But what do Chinese women want? To fuck you over, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/29 "2011-04-27T16:44:59Z")
This is brilliant. Can we offshore men? If we relied on the Chinese for industrial scale sperm production (and toys to amuse ourselves with), we could do away with men here forever! ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/30 "2011-04-27T16:45:11Z")
> [@Dissonance](#): > > **Women do not want equality. They want offshoring.** Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Fuckin’ Venusian outsourcers. Let’s just remember that if iPods weren’t made by low-paid chicks in some foreign country, we men would all be a lot richer in America. Fuck yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/31 "2011-04-27T16:49:10Z")
I dont know, the OP might be on to something. Once, after enjoying the physical act of love with a woman (because women can feel my power, as they are attracted to it), I found myself in a state where I felt all my mannish strenght sapped. Sucked out. Ever since then, I have abstained from sharing my precious bodily fluids with any member of the woman kind. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/32 "2011-04-27T16:50:08Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > This is brilliant. Can we offshore men? If we relied on the Chinese for industrial scale sperm production (and toys to amuse ourselves with), we could do away with men here forever! That shit ain’t funny! ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/33 "2011-04-27T16:51:43Z")
Goddamn, OP. Go outside and breathe some fresh air. It’s nice out there! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/34 "2011-04-27T16:52:51Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > That shit ain’t funny! Don’t worry. Until they can kill spiders by themselves, we men will always have a sinecure. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/35 "2011-04-27T16:55:10Z")
But it’s an insecure sinecure. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/36 "2011-04-27T17:00:25Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Anyone who opposes special treatment for women gets vilified. > > Equality is an absolute joke until this misandry goes away. Haven’t a bleedin’ clue what you are talking about, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/37 "2011-04-27T17:05:10Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > But it’s an insecure sinecure. Where can we find succor while we attempt to secure our insecure sinecure? Not from the women, that’s fer damn sure! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/38 "2011-04-27T17:07:40Z")
Isn’t it about time you committed suicide by mod? The shtick is really played out. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/39 "2011-04-27T17:11:00Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Where can we find succor while we attempt to secure our insecure sinecure? Not from the women, that’s fer damn sure! Succor? I don’t even know her! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/40 "2011-04-27T17:11:11Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Where can we find succor while we attempt to secure our insecure sinecure? Not from the women, that’s fer damn sure! You said “succor”: heh heh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903.md?page=3)