# Women do not want equality. They want special treatment. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 27, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903 "2011-04-27T15:15:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/41 "2011-04-27T17:33:19Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Don’t worry. Until they can kill spiders by themselves, we men will always have a sinecure. I can kill the spiders, thanks. Often without injuring myself, which puts me one up on some men around here. However, untill someone invents a vibrators that holds me and keeps my feet warm, I’m keeping my man. Snuggly sinecure, FTW. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/42 "2011-04-27T17:40:20Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > I was going to post sooner, but I was too busy being oppressed by the women in this misandrist society. EVERYBODY STOP FEARING MY COCK! My cock is scarier than yours. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/43 "2011-04-27T18:00:50Z")
I think OP’s wife made him take out the trash. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/44 "2011-04-27T18:00:58Z")
Women don’t want equality, they want **Le Jaq** to shut the fuck up. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/45 "2011-04-27T18:02:24Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Women don’t want equality, they want **Le Jaq** to die in a fire. Or at least give it a rest. ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/46 "2011-04-27T18:03:55Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Women don’t want equality, they want **Le Jaq** to shut the fuck up. Hear ye, hear ye! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/47 "2011-04-27T18:19:56Z")
Your argument would work much better with “some” as a qualifier, and with some examples to argue over. As it is, you just left yourself open to all the people who want to bash you. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/48 "2011-04-27T18:34:52Z")
Everyone wants special treatment. ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/49 "2011-04-27T18:38:34Z")
Actually, as a relative new board guest, I am actually happy to see this thread, because I was a little confused by the burning derision (not sure it really made it up the scales to hatred) shown towards **LJ**. I’m starting to get it now. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/50 "2011-04-27T18:40:18Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Your argument would work much better with “some” as a qualifier, and with some examples to argue over. As it is, you just left yourself open to all the people who want to bash you. “Some” people in any group want special treatment. I think he wants to be left open to bashing, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hypnagogic_jerk/32/4252_2.png) [@Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypnagogic_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/51 "2011-04-27T18:41:08Z")
> [@Capitaine\_Zombie](#): > > I dont know, the OP might be on to something. Once, after enjoying the physical act of love with a woman (because women can feel my power, as they are attracted to it), I found myself in a state where I felt all my mannish strenght sapped. Sucked out. > Ever since then, I have abstained from sharing my precious bodily fluids with any member of the woman kind. Also remember to only drink rain water. Or vodka. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903/52 "2011-04-27T18:45:54Z")
[Moderating] Since this is the subject of [this active Pit thread about **Le Jacquelope** ,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=599912) and the OP here adds absolutely nothing new, I’m closing this thread as redundant. **Le Jacquelope** , the Pit is not your personal blog. Stop opening up multiple pit threads on the same topic. Next time will get you a warning. [/Moderating] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-not-want-equality-they-want-special-treatment/579903.md?page=2)