# Women -- Do you like men naked

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 31, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387 "2003-03-31T05:14:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/41 "2003-04-01T05:58:44Z")

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Well, it’s not so much that scotums are icky. It’s that scrotum-out-of-context is kind of icky. A scrotum peeking out of a pair of shorts with no warning - ick. Scrotum with penis of happy naked man lounging about - yummy goodness.

I have no qualms about male nakedness. I like it quite a lot. It just has to have the right context.

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/42 "2003-04-01T10:49:01Z")

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To quote a friend of mine, the good thing about having a hot tub (or, in my case, a friend who has a hot tub), “is having greater odds of having naked people around!” Of course, he was talking about women and I’m talking about men, but it still applies.

I like seeing naked men, and have since puberty. At first it was curiousity; now it’s simply tied into my like of men in general. I don’t think I’ve seen a man naked in real life who could pass for a male model, but I have enjoyed the sight of them, nevertheless. That includes penises and scrotums. You guys are better looking than you realize, you know.

I think **phouka** got it right. A scrotum on its own, peeking out of a pair of shorts is not appealing. A scrotum attached to a fellow getting into a hot tub is. A scrotum attached to a fellow who is getting into my bed (if I ever get to that point again!), well, as the saying goes in some circles I move in, “Oh baby, oh baby, _OH!_”

CJ

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**Author:** ![yola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/48db29/32.png) [@yola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yola)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/43 "2003-04-01T11:23:59Z")

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After seeing Broadway Joe on billboards in nylons and Burt Reynolds as the first layout in Playgirl mag with a limp dick i think i’m halucinating here

Men just look funny naked to me. I know I’m not hanging out with movie stars, butt, they look better with clothes on than without. They used to call them farmers tans. My manly man has freckles so his body just tans a little bit. Butt what has seen the sun blinds the human eye.

I’ll have more on this later

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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/44 "2003-04-02T14:33:55Z")

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The body is a lovely thing - male or female, naked or clothed.

Whilst the hubby normally runs around in his skivvies he looks even more sexy in just a crisp white dress shirt…

:: pant pant::

As for scrotums: I love to watch them, feel them and stoke them (well one in particular anyways!) It is **so** cool the way they contract and grow all on their own. All those cute wrinkles… Just too fun to ignore 😃

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/45 "2003-04-02T18:12:34Z")

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uh, sure, why not.

sits back and waits for someone to streak through this thread

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/46 "2003-04-02T18:41:41Z")

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/47 "2003-04-02T19:00:21Z")

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OH YES YES YES!  
naked men are so much fun 🙂

I used to just imagine how men looked nekkid as they came into view…  
well and uhm quick rate on potential performance…  
after SDMB enlightenment…I find myself pondering their sac as well…  
you’re contributing to my overall degeneracy… I love it…you people rock!

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/48 "2003-04-02T19:49:30Z")

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If they have a nice body, I like them best in just their boxers…I like the suggestion almost more than actually seeing anything.

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**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/49 "2003-04-03T00:41:05Z")

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That’s it, I am buying a webcam!

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**Author:** ![TGWATY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@TGWATY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TGWATY)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/50 "2003-04-03T17:13:10Z")

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More questions:

Do you like to watch male strippers? Do they go the full monty? If so, are they ever erect? and is that more of a turn on or a turn off?  
I’m asking cause _I_ want to strip (for a few women in private maybe), full monty. Pretend to be a maintenance man or pizza delivery guy, and then strip. (Not just out of the blue. At least one of the women would have to be in on it.) But I’m sure to be somewhat, er, excited if I ever do this.

Is this a bad idea? Should I give up this fantasy?

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**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/51 "2003-04-03T17:33:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TJ555 The Golfer \*  
> \*\*That’s it, I am buying a webcam! \*\*

The alterior motive for the OP surfaces… :eek:

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/52 "2003-04-03T19:19:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by flight \*  
> \*\*Being a guy I have always kinda been annoyed that women don’t like to look at us as much as we like to look at them. I wonder how much of this comes from the individual, how much from women just not being as visually stimulated as men, and how much from society. We grow up with the female body being considered a work of art and the male form a taboo to be covered up. \*\*

Judging by some of the responses here from female Dopers, it seems quite a few of them don’t have any problem at all looking at naked men.

But you’re definitely right that there is a taboo about male nakedness, or partial nakedness. I mean, have you SEEN the shorts that men have to wear these days? They’re not even really shorts, they’re more like cropped pants. Basketball shorts anyone? Same with trunks, and just about any kind of athletic apparel. When the movie _Chariots of Fire_ came out, we all thought the knee length running shorts of the 1920’s looked funny. At that time most men worked out or did their running in short shorts that were hardly longer than what the women were wearing.

But nowadays that’s all changed, and our gym shorts usually reach at least the knee. I for one find it a lot less comfortable.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/53 "2003-04-03T20:06:09Z")

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I think a big part of this issue is the question being asked. I remember a thread from about a year ago where the question was posed as “ladies, do you think men’s privates look silly?”, and the overwhelming response was a variation on “you bet!”

Now that the question is, “ladies, do you like to look at naked men?”, we’re getting a lot of “you bet!” responses. People will jump in with “me, too” responses a lot quicker than “no” ones.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/54 "2003-04-03T20:54:59Z")

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I suppose the “privates” situation works both ways. As for most males, naked women are a turn-on for me, but seeing woman’s naughty bits without seeing the rest of the woman doesn’t turn me on. But seeing the _whole_ naked female body, including the pubic area, is very definitely a turn on, and if the naughty bits are covered, then she’s not naked.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/55 "2003-04-03T21:52:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by irishgirl \*  
> uh, sure, why not.
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> sits back and waits for someone to streak through this thread

::runs through thread nekkid::

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**Author:** ![Payne\_N.Diaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Payne\_N.Diaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payne_N.Diaz)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/56 "2003-04-04T02:03:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*::runs through thread nekkid:: \*\*

Boy, _there’s_ a shocker!!:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-men-naked/165387/57 "2003-04-04T02:51:55Z")

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OK, I’m the one who started that Pit thread about the scrotums. Now, god help me, I don’t want to be known as The Girl Who Hates All Scrotums. I don’t at all. What I don’t like is seeing random people’s squashed scrotums as they try to “go over the wall” so to speak. Scrotums are a body part I can only enjoy when I enjoy the whole package, so to speak.

Honestly, there aren’t too many men I’d love to see naked. However, the ones I do, I’d love to see ALL of them, all over. Actually, this is how I’d like it to go… tight, _tight_ white t-shirt and snug jeans. Maybe he’s a little sweaty, you know, and the shirt comes off… I can smell that aromatic, clean guy perspiring smell… then… _ziiiiiiiiiip_…voila. Instant joy.

Yeah. The boys can go over the wall then and it’s all right by me…

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