# Women, do you like testicles? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 8, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745 "2005-12-08T20:02:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Desolation\_Island](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Desolation\_Island](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desolation_Island)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/61 "2013-07-03T20:38:05Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Would any dopers of the female persuasion care to eexplain why this is so? Because the scrotum smacks you within range of the clitoris with each thrust. Never done anything for me, but it’s plausible this would be stimulating to some women. Or, that even the feeling and sound of the smacking alone would be sexy to some people. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/62 "2013-07-03T21:38:35Z")
Oh, ok. Thanks for the clarification. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/63 "2013-07-03T23:23:45Z")
zombie or no this is not a nutty question. ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/64 "2013-07-03T23:31:38Z")
Why can’t testicles be easily detected? ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/65 "2013-07-04T02:30:43Z")
> [@The\_Weird\_One](#): > > Meh. They’re kinda ugly and not as funny as penises, but useful when fighting someone off. So, I guess, yeah. I’ll have to remember this advice if I’m ever mugged. So, should I swing them like nunchucks? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/66 "2013-07-04T02:55:45Z")
> [@anurag](#): > > I think you’re right. > Try trimming, (on level 1 or 2, if you use level 0 it’s as same as shaving) , but gently. Trust me, they get more comfortable. Think of it as less packaging, hence more movement space. I hear ya. When I go to the barber, I just ask for the Matt Lauer. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2013, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/67 "2013-07-05T23:53:58Z")
Weird: [Taste Receptors Found In Mouse Testicles](http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-07/testicles-have-taste-receptors-should-be-called-tasticles) ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/68 "2013-07-06T22:03:49Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Do Zombies have testicles? To be safe, you should still shoot it in the head. ---
**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/69 "2013-07-08T16:01:16Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > Yep. > > I like them inasmuch as they’re a source of pleasure for whoever it is that I’m pleasuring: I associate them with a Good Thing (the response I get), and believe they should never be ignored. This - handled gently. I’ve never had any complaints. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/70 "2013-07-08T19:39:22Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > To be safe, you should still shoot it in the head. which one? ---
**Author:** ![Kazo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@Kazo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kazo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/71 "2013-07-09T00:25:33Z")
> [@rsat3acr](#): > > which one? First one, then th’other. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/72 "2013-07-09T00:44:42Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > I love them! > > I roundly consider them a part of the whole that is the inimitable penis! They deserve at least as much attention as the rest. They are a large part of my… er… ahem… “routine” when I’m hanging out down there. > > They’re _neat_! Seconded! I love your enthusiasm. They’re soft and fuzzy, what’s not to love? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/73 "2013-07-09T00:55:24Z")
> [@Kazo](#): > > First one, then th’other. Rule #2: Double tap. ---
**Author:** ![tacos4all](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@tacos4all](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacos4all)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/74 "2015-11-10T05:36:17Z")
I can’t speak for all women, but I love to play with the balls. They are soft n silky and feel good in my hand.Likewise, I can’t speak for all men, but my spouse loves them to be played with. He keeps them hair free, which I appreciate. I think women shouldn’t concern themselves overmuch with what men like, and vice versa. You should be more concerned in what your spouse/partner likes specifically, because everyone is different. Maybe one man loves a thing but another doesen’t, and the same for women. Oh, by the way, they smell good too. When clean, of course they have a light musky male scent. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![tacos4all](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@tacos4all](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacos4all)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/75 "2015-11-10T05:39:54Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Would any dopers of the female persuasion care to eexplain why this is so? Easy…women love the feeling of balls gently smacking against the butt during doggystyle 🙂 good times! ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/76 "2015-11-10T14:04:06Z")
Zombies see them and scream…_ **Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllssssssssss** _. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/77 "2015-11-11T01:02:00Z")
> [@Not\_Carlson](#): > > I’ll have to remember this advice if I’m ever mugged. > > So, should I swing them like nunchucks? All together, now! _Doooooooooo yore Balls hang low, Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder Like a Continental soldier? Do your Balls Hang Low?_ ---
**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/78 "2015-11-11T01:20:08Z")
> [@tacos4all](#): > > Easy…women love the feeling of balls gently smacking against the butt during doggystyle 🙂 good times! If balls are slapping the butt during doggy style, well, you’re doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/79 "2015-11-11T02:02:35Z")
I know this is a zombie but I just want to say balls are awesome! They look great and I wouldn’t want to see a penis without them. Mac and cheese peanut butter and jelly penis and balls ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/80 "2015-11-11T02:21:48Z")
> [@mistymage](#): > > If balls are slapping the butt during doggy style, well, you’re doing it wrong. I was wondering about that too. Besides, everyone knows you tuck your balls into the condom to keep that from happening. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745.md?page=5)