# Women, do you like testicles?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 8, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745 "2005-12-08T20:02:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-like-testicles/334745/81 "2015-11-11T03:08:44Z")

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The testicle thread that would not die!

Here is my contribution to the canon, and I’m a children’s librarian, so I know this shit.

_Do your balls hang low  
Like the clapper on a bell  
Do they ever start to ache  
Do they ever start to swell  
When they bang against your knee  
Do you notice painfully  
That your balls hang low_  
©2013 Arrendajo

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