# Women, do your nipples get hard when you sneeze?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 5, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-your-nipples-get-hard-when-you-sneeze/85669 "2001-10-05T20:47:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![GodImStupid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@GodImStupid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GodImStupid)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-your-nipples-get-hard-when-you-sneeze/85669/1 "2001-10-05T20:47:53Z")

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What happens to your nipples when you sneeze? I’m sitting at work and just sneezed and for the first time I actually noticed that my nipples got hard, I think this always happens when I sneeze but didn’t pay attention to it. Does this happen to anyone else?

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-your-nipples-get-hard-when-you-sneeze/85669/2 "2001-10-05T20:55:15Z")

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This is something I’d like to see! 😃

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-your-nipples-get-hard-when-you-sneeze/85669/3 "2001-10-05T20:58:51Z")

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Wow. Not that I’m aware of…but my nipples are pretty sensitive to wind and such, so the resulting sneeze-breeze would probably be enough to do it.

I’ll monitor the situation closely and report back.

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**Author:** ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-your-nipples-get-hard-when-you-sneeze/85669/4 "2001-10-05T23:22:26Z")

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Are you, by any chance, related to [this woman](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_191.html)? 😃

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-your-nipples-get-hard-when-you-sneeze/85669/5 "2001-10-05T23:37:48Z")

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Hmmmm…

Perhaps I’ll bring lots and lots of black pepper to the New York Megadopefest.

Purely for scientific purposes, of course.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-your-nipples-get-hard-when-you-sneeze/85669/6 "2001-10-05T23:52:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GodImStupid \*  
> \*\*Does this happen to anyone else? \*\*

Yep. As sensitive as my nipples are, allergy season is lots o’ fun.

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-your-nipples-get-hard-when-you-sneeze/85669/7 "2001-10-06T00:27:01Z")

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I just made the spice rub for the pork tenderloins I’m cooking tonight and I will have to say yes. Yes, my nipples get hard when I sneeze.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-your-nipples-get-hard-when-you-sneeze/85669/8 "2001-10-06T00:41:29Z")

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**Sue,** darling, are you sure it wasn’t thinking about “tender loins” that made your nipples hard?

Just a thought…

🙂

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-your-nipples-get-hard-when-you-sneeze/85669/9 "2001-10-06T00:49:36Z")

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Seems to me that I remember hearing a long long time ago…so there is a really good chance that this is crap…that a sneeze is kinda like a mini orgasm.

The build up…then the release (although quick).

Hmmmm…pass the pepper!! 😃

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-your-nipples-get-hard-when-you-sneeze/85669/10 "2001-10-06T14:28:00Z")

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In 70’s I read in Penthouse Xavier’s column she said it was something called ‘lock-nut-tit-out’ in otherwords, pushing the nipple out with your breath. I think she was full of crap.
