# Women Dopers - How Do you Read this Situation ?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-dopers-how-do-you-read-this-situation/844138>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 28, 2019, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-dopers-how-do-you-read-this-situation/844138 "2019-11-28T19:07:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-dopers-how-do-you-read-this-situation/844138/101 "2019-12-21T16:03:55Z")

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> [@Bill\_Door](#):
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> Yeah, it was pretty clever the way she tricked him into finger banging his cow-orker. What a conniving woman.

She’s as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-dopers-how-do-you-read-this-situation/844138/102 "2019-12-21T16:06:27Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> I don’t believe a word of any of this, but I was amused by the image of supposedly grown up man and woman hugging for an hour, then cuddling for an hour. Then heavy petting? What sort of teenage fantasy crap is this?

Dear Straight Dope:  
I never believed this would happen to me …

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-dopers-how-do-you-read-this-situation/844138/103 "2019-12-21T18:43:36Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Oh, god. There are children. This escalation scares me.  
> Dude, drop the office hottie. Lock your office door if you have to. Spend time with wife. Discuss how to make this better/easier for the children.  
> And for gods sake don’t date, cuddle or get involved with anyone for at least a year.  
> Put your kids first. Mr.Happy will wait his turn.

Yes. Act in the best interests of your children. Do what is best for them. This time, it will pass fast enough. Mr. Happy will get his turn.

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**Author:** ![Les\_Espaces\_Du\_Sommeil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/les_espaces_du_sommeil/32/308_2.png) [@Les\_Espaces\_Du\_Sommeil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Les_Espaces_Du_Sommeil)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-dopers-how-do-you-read-this-situation/844138/104 "2019-12-28T10:45:11Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> In a rather hopeless quest, I’m trying to keep this straight: from your OP: and as someone linked earlier in this thread, you have this from July, talking about something going on from at least a year ago.Is Sandra the same as this second woman? Or are there just an endless stream of women coworkers with mixed signals at your office?

[Clarification Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=887480)

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