# Women find male genitals replusive, and most men don't even know it **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 30, 2017, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564 "2017-04-30T11:25:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/261 "2017-05-02T23:02:20Z")
I didn’t read all the posts … but ignorance fought … I thought women liked dicks, especially during child birth … gives them something to squeeze really fucking hard and twist with all her might during the worst of the pains … maybe I should be more careful about the women I choose to hang out with … ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/262 "2017-05-02T23:37:01Z")
> [@Faylasouf](#): > > My own gf hasn’t told me word for word that she finds penises disgusting, but I’ve picked up on it cause once a man sent her a dick pick she was visibly enraged and revolted, telling him it looked like a piece of stool (his penis looked fine). Another time a friend of hers flashed his penis in front of her, she said she was literally going to puke and had to hold her mouth to keep it down. **OP** , I’m trying to make sense of this post, in light of my impression of you thus far. For one thing, you don’t actually have a girlfriend. I mean, who do you think you’re kidding? So, when you say “my own gf”, you mean “my sister, or other close female relative”, right? Whoever it is in your family that you try to sneak peeks at in the shower, but thankfully never get to touch? And when you say “a man”, you mean “me, the OP”, right? And furthermore, when you say “a friend of hers”, you also mean “me, the OP”, correct? ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/263 "2017-05-03T00:05:16Z")
> [@watchwolf49](#): > > … I thought women liked dicks, especially during child birth … gives them something to squeeze really fucking hard and twist with all her might during the worst of the pains … maybe I should be more careful about the women I choose to hang out with … Or maybe just stop walking into delivery rooms with your dick out. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/264 "2017-05-03T00:50:26Z")
> [@puzzlegal](#): > > I don’t know any woman who doesn’t enjoy sex more than trimming her nails. Clearly you don’t know his girlfriend. With his attitudes I can easily imagine she’s in that group…for now. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/265 "2017-05-03T01:07:39Z")
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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/266 "2017-05-03T01:15:34Z")
Why does a troll with erectile dysfunction post threads like this? To get a rise out of _something._ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/267 "2017-05-03T01:18:46Z")
> [@watchwolf49](#): > > I didn’t read all the posts … but ignorance fought … I thought women liked dicks, especially during child birth … gives them something to squeeze really fucking hard and twist with all her might during the worst of the pains … maybe I should be more careful about the women I choose to hang out with … OK. That made me laugh. Does that prove the OP’s point? Nah. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/268 "2017-05-03T01:26:04Z")
> [@Mijin](#): > > But some minority of guys get bitter about the whole thing. The OP ISTM is much too far gone, sad to see. No, it’s not too late! [Help is just a click away!](https://thechurchofcock.com/about/) [QUOTE=The Church of Cock] The CoC provides a variety of content and services for our members, including: Guidance and Counseling: We provide guidance and counseling to our members through direct communication, email, our Group Chat, and via social networks. Members who are having trouble come to us seeking advice and a way to balance their true inner self with the reality of overwhelming social expectations and stigmas so they may live a happier and more fulfilling life. [/Quote] What a great bunch of folks they are! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/269 "2017-05-03T01:30:34Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > No, it’s not too late! [Help is just a click away!](https://thechurchofcock.com/about/) I read that as “just a dick away”. Anyway, same difference. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/270 "2017-05-03T01:54:37Z")
Gimme shelter, it’s just a dick away, dick away, dick away. Sent from my XT1635-02 using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/271 "2017-05-03T02:00:10Z")
> [@watchwolf49](#): > > I didn’t read all the posts … but ignorance fought … I thought women liked dicks, especially during child birth … gives them something to squeeze really fucking hard and twist with all her might during the worst of the pains … maybe I should be more careful about the women I choose to hang out with … Quoted for truth. When our 1st was born, I did not see it coming, underestimated her range and suddenly my wife got hold of my belt buckle and more than a few short and curlies! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/272 "2017-05-03T02:03:15Z")
> [@DSeid](#): > > Why does a troll with erectile dysfunction post threads like this? > > To get a rise out of _something._ And this board is like Viagra for such. I can’t believe a single Doper takes him the least bit seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/273 "2017-05-03T02:03:17Z")
Ironically, isn’t that how she ended up pregnant in the first place, **Sparky**? ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/274 "2017-05-03T02:09:09Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Now that this is in the Pit: does anyone think the OP is sort of fishing for compliments? Like, he’s worried that women think his junk looks stupid, he wants to be assured this is not so, but he figures that if he posts, “Hey ladies! Whadaya think of penises? They’re great, amirite?”, most women will just think he’s a creeper and ignore him. So he posts this ri_dick_ulous thread about how women all hate dongs, and everyone hurries in to say, “No, we think they’re awesome, what are you talking about???”, and he feels better about his woeful wang. Well… maybe… Except I don’t recall any of them women saying penises are _awesome_. OK, tolerable, silly, all sorts of things, but I don’t see any dick-worship going on here. Probably does somewhere (rule 34 and all) but if he was fishing for compliments the ones he got were all pretty limp. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/275 "2017-05-03T02:10:36Z")
> [@DSeid](#): > > Why does a troll with erectile dysfunction post threads like this? > > To get a rise out of _something._ I beg your hardon? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/276 "2017-05-03T02:21:22Z")
Well, I had to pop the question to my wife. She got a bit of a pained look on her face and said “Welllllllll. . . . _yours_ aren’t. . .”, accompanied by a weak smile. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/277 "2017-05-03T02:22:37Z")
Well, I must say, I wasn’t expecting this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/278 "2017-05-03T02:31:17Z")
Wait. What? Six pages, 277 posts? My dick is simply _gorgeous._ All the chicks want to give it a kiss. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/279 "2017-05-03T02:34:09Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Ironically, isn’t that how she ended up pregnant in the first place, **Sparky**? Yep, she definitely does not find it “replusive”, quite the opposite in fact.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/280 "2017-05-03T02:39:42Z")
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