# Women find male genitals replusive, and most men don't even know it **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 30, 2017, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564 "2017-04-30T11:25:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/321 "2017-05-05T02:59:32Z")
^^ Apparently DSeid is a woman or a feminine man as he/she finds nuts repulsive. The manly men think they’re just fine ( that’s what I’ve learned from the OP ). ---
**Author:** ![upend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b3f665/32.png) [@upend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/upend)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/322 "2017-05-05T12:27:45Z")
hopefully no-one has quoted this previously - but I had a look at the first site from the OP’s suggested Google search. [https://www.google.com/search?q=why+are+penises+so+ugly&oq=why+are+penises+so+ugly&aqs=chrome.0.69i59.2767j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8](https://www.google.com/search?q=why+are+penises+so+ugly&oq=why+are+penises+so+ugly&aqs=chrome.0.69i59.2767j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) > **[Home Page](https://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts1979236)** > > Free online dating and matchmaking service for singles. 3,000,000 Daily Active Online Dating Users. Here are the first few replies: “they are pretty ugly…but they really get me going…what they look doesnt even matter really…its how they feel…man i havnt had sex in like 2 weeks these forums are makin me feel ronchy” “Not so great-looking when they are soft, but when they are hard — Yum!!!” “I wouldn’t say they are ugly, but I wouldn’t want a framed picture of one on my desk.” “It depends on who it’s attached to.” “Depends on the angle, the color, the umm size…yup def. depends on the color.” out of the first 20 or so replies, there’s 2 passive agreements but most women saying the opposite. Hmmm, having difficulty passing this as a cite. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/323 "2017-05-05T22:53:16Z")
> [@DSeid](#): > > The problem with troll recipes is coming up with some way to neutralize the bitter aftertaste. I tried a TrollHouse cookies recipe once, figuring all the sugar would help, but it ended up with too many nuts for my taste. See, the problem is you are going for the loin, where that ugly dangly thing is. I mean, hell, why not go for bridge-oysters. The rib is a much better cut – for barbecuing, in a pit. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2017, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/324 "2017-05-06T04:07:07Z")
Thank-you, thread, for being entertaining so far. Actually I’m about half-way through page 3. OP: I have a link here that I want you to promise me something - I want you to promise me that you will read this article with a fervid intensity bordering on the sublime; I want you to pore over each and every _bon mot_, OP, with a most gratifying keenness that would make Edmund Wilson or even Nietzsche proud. And, as you _luxuriate_ over the text like swishing and slurping\* a fine bouquet of Dom Perignon '64, please keep in mind this screed was a labour of love that I’m sure that _you_ will feel, as well, and, want to share… > **[You're Going To Love My Balls](https://www.theonion.com/youre-going-to-love-my-balls-1819584044)** > > I envy you, friend. You are a lucky, lucky person. Treasure this moment, because you are about to gaze upon my balls. And you are going to absolutely love them. \*ok maybe you don’t that with champagne but I don’t know fucking squat about wines or any of that shit. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2017, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/325 "2017-05-06T04:37:41Z")
Swishing the bubbly stuff doesn’t work so well. Think about swishing a soda. Same problem. Otherwise, great metaphor. Make it a burgundy maybe. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2017, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/326 "2017-05-06T08:54:43Z")
> [@E-DUB](#): > > As long as we’re going on about anatomy and have moved from the specific to the more general, one thing that’s bugged me about the human body is the fact that you have a single hole for air _and_ food. Seriously? Your car’s gas tank cover is nowhere near the air filter intake and the car was designed by humans and the body supposedly by God. Well, I bet Mamma Cass had a few things to say to him! And it’s not like we don’t have nostrils. Just tie them in lower. Then if you got something caught in your throat you could just breath in through your nose, hold your nostrils and cough up that piece of hot dog or whatever. Your hard palate separates you from the reptiles. > [@Weisshund](#): > > I am not so sure that is correct, they can aspirate easily. > Im no pediatrician but it sounds wrong. They needn’t breathe while eating because they have a hard palate, which separates the mammal from the reptile. > [@Helena330](#): > > I can do it! I really can! I have my water bottle with straw sitting next to me and I was able to breathe while I was drinking for multiple breaths. That’s so awesome. > rb > I’m _n\common_! 😃 Not the slightest bit. You’ve been able to do it since you weren’t a reptile. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2017, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/327 "2017-05-06T09:11:03Z")
(Addressing my suit because I’m a prig and disagree with everything else) How YOU doin,’ **Sunny** , whom I might be addressing? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2017, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/328 "2017-05-06T18:00:17Z")
Well, I was asleep as the time. As of now, awake. I am awake. How you doing? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2017, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/329 "2017-05-06T19:07:32Z")
Look, even George Lucas couldn’t make one look attractive… [NSFW](https://youtu.be/MLtlcSR9A6M?t=181) posted May Sith, the Dark side of the Fourth ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2017, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/330 "2017-05-06T23:09:24Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > The manly men think they’re just fine ( that’s what I’ve learned from the OP ). While (apparently) having XY chromosomes, the OP is not a “manly man.” Manly men do not whine about how (some) women might view various body parts of men and then blather on displaying incredible ignorance of his own topic. ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/331 "2017-05-07T00:54:11Z")
Captain Kirk had no problem with them… [![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6hDZt1e0ofY/SUHItRZgzYI/AAAAAAAACmA/U-ZoR6wmiRQ/s400/star+trek+stalagtite.jpg) ](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6hDZt1e0ofY/SUHItRZgzYI/AAAAAAAACmA/U-ZoR6wmiRQ/s400/star+trek+stalagtite.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/332 "2017-05-07T02:42:44Z")
I, for one, (in what should have probably been said about 17 years ago), am personally discomfited by all the tasteless genital wordplays and malice aforeskin thingies besmirching the OP’s soul-bearing plight of his burdensome, physically-embarrassing cock problem. ::Smug-shrugs, puts headphones back on to listen some more Urethra Franklin.:: ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/333 "2017-05-07T06:02:39Z")
Hi, I only read the title, but I wanted to tell the OP that he misspelled “reclusive.” Personally, I’ve found most men’s genitals to be quite the opposite, but maybe that’s just me. ---
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/334 "2017-05-07T17:58:45Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > I beg your hardon? > > > [@eschereal](#): > > > > Come again? Are the punises in this thread getting ugly yet? I’ve got one but I’m not sure if I should post it because it’s so vulgar I’m concerned it might actually violate some part of the penile code. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/335 "2017-05-07T18:02:47Z")
We shall have to first have you tested for penile dementia. ---
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/336 "2017-05-08T03:34:08Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > We shall have to first have you tested for penile dementia. Oh man. I have a feeling I’m about to get the shaft here. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/337 "2017-05-08T20:10:06Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > It’s detachable too. SIX pages before a [King Missile](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc) reference came up! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564.md?page=16)