# Women find male genitals replusive, and most men don't even know it **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 30, 2017, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564 "2017-04-30T11:25:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/41 "2017-04-30T15:07:42Z")
Attention students: Rutgers last day of class is Monday. Have a great summer! ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/42 "2017-04-30T15:14:10Z")
Bryan Eckers wrote: " I tried to make my penis more attractive. It turns out mentioning the number of nearby parks and elementary schools was not the best route." Have you tried “Steve Martin’s Penis Beauty Cream”? ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/43 "2017-04-30T15:18:51Z")
I know that vagazzling is a thing. Now that I’ve been educated, I’m going to look into encrusting myself with dickfetti in hopes of lowering partner’s disgust. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/44 "2017-04-30T15:19:04Z")
> [@Filbert](#): > > unexpected penis Band name! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/45 "2017-04-30T15:24:42Z")
> [@Filbert](#): > > To use a common analogy: I enjoy eating cake, I do not enjoy being forced to eat cake. I want to choose my cake and eat it. I had a neighbor once who had a beautiful, bakery quality cake, yet he _never_ ate any. Over time, a number of people, behind his back, _gorged_ on his cake. Eventually somebody left a trail of crumbs, and the dude realized what was up and became very upset. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/46 "2017-04-30T15:37:07Z")
So in this Great Debate, we have a guy telling everyone how women really feel about penis, despite actual women disagreeing, and other men explaining that his theory seems flawed. All rightie then. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/47 "2017-04-30T15:39:45Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > So in this Great Debate, we have a guy telling everyone how women really feel about penis, despite actual women disagreeing, and other men explaining that his theory seems flawed. > > All rightie then. IKR. I was expecting penis to ensue. ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/48 "2017-04-30T15:44:14Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > How do these people find this board? It’s as if ignorance were counterattacking. > > (And what is the “Great Debate” anyway?) THIS! x1,000,000 ---
**Author:** ![Faylasouf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Faylasouf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faylasouf)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/49 "2017-04-30T15:46:19Z")
> [@Filbert](#): > > Riiight… > > To use a common analogy: I enjoy eating cake, I do not enjoy being forced to eat cake. I want to choose my cake and eat it. Funny analogy. So if someone forces you to eat cake why don’t we sentence them to 10 years to life like we do rapists? ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/50 "2017-04-30T15:59:14Z")
I am curious to know what the debate is as well, are all of us males supposed to just hate our penises after reading that?. OP, If samples of the population work, using your logic (leaving many factors absent), I can then say the posts on this forum are equally representative of the population of the world and how they feel about penises. If that is the case, you are in the minority. I am also quite sure your statements would piss off both sides of the aisle, in any scenario. Or maybe I should go search ebay for a confetti merkin. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/51 "2017-04-30T16:02:56Z")
> [@Faylasouf](#): > > Funny analogy. So if someone forces you to eat cake why don’t we sentence them to 10 years to life like we do rapists? I’m pretty sure Aggravated Assault can get close or exceed such penalties. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/52 "2017-04-30T16:07:28Z")
Here’s the sliver of truth contained in the OP: Guys, if there’s a girl you’re interested in, don’t try to get her attention by texting her a picture of your junk. She’ll only find it repulsive. ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/53 "2017-04-30T16:08:21Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Attention students: Rutgers last day of class is Monday. Have a great summer! Don’t do this. [/moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/54 "2017-04-30T16:08:27Z")
> [@Faylasouf](#): > > Funny analogy. So if someone forces you to eat cake why don’t we sentence them to 10 years to life like we do rapists? Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Faylasouf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Faylasouf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faylasouf)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/55 "2017-04-30T16:08:29Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > I’m pretty sure Aggravated Assault can get close or exceed such penalties. Aggravated Assault is reserved for when you seriously maim or disfigure someone for life, not when you shove a cake into their mouth. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/56 "2017-04-30T16:09:06Z")
> [@Faylasouf](#): > > Funny analogy. So if someone forces you to eat cake why don’t we sentence them to 10 years to life like we do rapists? Quoted once again because it bears repeating: > [@JRDelirious](#): > > How do these people find this board? It’s as if ignorance were counterattacking. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/57 "2017-04-30T16:21:50Z")
> [@Faylasouf](#): > > Aggravated Assault is reserved for when you seriously maim or disfigure someone for life, not when you shove a cake into their mouth. [No and yes.](https://legaldictionary.net/aggravated-assaul) ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/58 "2017-04-30T16:27:11Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > I am curious to know what the debate is as well, are all of us males supposed to just hate our penises after reading that? Clearly, we are supposed to hate women for being whores and thus feel free to manipulate them and take advantage of them and disregard their concerns. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/59 "2017-04-30T16:29:46Z")
> [@Faylasouf](#): > > Aggravated Assault is reserved for when you seriously maim or disfigure someone for life, not when you shove a cake into their mouth. Shoving food down an unwilling person’s throat can fall well into the legal definition of aggratavted assult. Quicksilver beat me to it, but suffice it to say your understanding of the term is not complete. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564/60 "2017-04-30T16:47:03Z")
OP, I would like to propose a thought experiment. Imagine for a moment that you were raped by a man. Violently so, in fact. He has assaulted you and forced his " repulsive" penis in you. There was threat of additional harm, maybe even death, but there was actual violence in the action. Now, do you only feel violated because his dick was ugly? Would it be ok if he then gave you a present or called you sweetie? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-find-male-genitals-replusive-and-most-men-dont-even-know-it/785564.md?page=4)