# Women get to have all the (unintended) fun

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 18, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811 "2005-02-18T22:40:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/21 "2005-02-19T15:48:29Z")

</div>

> [@Marlitharn](#):
>
> I don’t have time to rub up against the appliances for a cheap thrill. That’s the kind of thing a horny bunny rabbit does. I’d like to think I’m more evolved than a horny bunny rabbit.

Heck, _I’m_ a horny bunny rabbit, and I’m _still_ confused!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/22 "2005-02-19T16:42:04Z")

</div>

> [@emekthian](#):
>
> Women can get hysterectomys if they don’t want to deal with that.

Yes, because, as so many studies show, menopause–especially _instant_ menopause–is the highlight of every woman’s life. :rolleyes:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/23 "2005-02-19T17:40:03Z")

</div>

OOH Major Surgery! SIGN ME UP!!!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/24 "2005-02-19T17:42:04Z")

</div>

> [@Anastasaeon](#):
>
> I think I’d like to try out this motorcycle thing…

Um…the motorcycle? Yeah. Oh yeah.

Especially if the one that’s teaching you how to drive it is a very cute cousin whom you’ve completely clicked with. And you’re learning on the back roads of India at 15 with no helmet and no safety precautions. (Warning: second part not advised).

Can’t wait until I have enough money to spring for a motorcycle.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/25 "2005-02-19T17:43:05Z")

</div>

> [@ivylass](#):
>
> I can assure you, I can go several hours without thinking about sex _even once_.

Oh.

Well, I can’t. :o

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/26 "2005-02-19T18:15:16Z")

</div>

> [@FisherQueen](#):
>
> On the other hand, if a lady is riding a city bus, she would be wise to choose the seat above the wheel wells.

The passenger side seat of a clunky old pickup truck is also effective. It even works if one does not have the luxury of having the right plumbing. :o

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/27 "2005-02-19T18:17:10Z")

</div>

Neither can I, **Anaamika** , it’s okay. 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![whoisfoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ac8455/32.png) [@whoisfoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whoisfoo)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/28 "2005-02-19T18:27:49Z")

</div>

> [@ivylass](#):
>
> Sure, **emekthian**  
> I can assure you, I can go several hours without thinking about sex _even once_.

Good for you because I can’t go several minutes.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![whoisfoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ac8455/32.png) [@whoisfoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whoisfoo)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/29 "2005-02-19T18:29:06Z")

</div>

But I am a 20 year old male.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/30 "2005-02-19T19:16:37Z")

</div>

I’m a 29-year old female, and I can’t go several minutes without thinking about it. Honestly. It’s unfair because it’s not so easy to, you know, make it worthwhile.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/31 "2005-02-19T19:24:34Z")

</div>

Says you. 😉

_whistles, angel-halo smiley_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/32 "2005-02-19T19:26:50Z")

</div>

> [@Kythereia](#):
>
> Says you. 😉
> 
> _whistles, angel-halo smiley_

I don’t remember if you’re male or female. So I can’t tell if you’re coming onto me or trying to make me jealous of you.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/33 "2005-02-19T19:28:35Z")

</div>

Female.

_withholds further comment_ 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/34 "2005-02-19T19:29:14Z")

</div>

> [@Kythereia](#):
>
> Female.
> 
> _withholds further comment_ 😉

Well not all of us are as fortunate, I’m afraid.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/35 "2005-02-19T19:33:13Z")

</div>

> [@ivylass](#):
>
> I can assure you, I can go several hours without thinking about sex _even once_.

So can I. Time me.  
.  
.  
.

Ok, How long was that?

-About six seconds.

Is that normal?

-For _a rabbit_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/36 "2005-02-19T19:35:35Z")

</div>

> [@Anaamika](#):
>
> Well not all of us are as fortunate, I’m afraid.

_sighs, cease and desists flirting, goes off_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/37 "2005-02-19T19:35:43Z")

</div>

What’s wrong with thinking about sex a lot? I mean jeez, we’re supposed to be liberated here, men & women alike. So?

Although I have managed better than six seconds. Most of the time.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/38 "2005-02-19T19:36:47Z")

</div>

> [@Kythereia](#):
>
> _sighs, cease and desists flirting, goes off_

Hey, wait! Not what I’d intended at all.

Come back?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/39 "2005-02-19T19:39:44Z")

</div>

_pokes head in door_ Yes? 🙂

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/40 "2005-02-19T19:42:21Z")

</div>

> [@Kythereia](#):
>
> _pokes head in door_ Yes? 🙂

Well…um…  
(she came back, now what do I say?)

Um, hi?

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811.md?page=1)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811.md?page=3)
