# Women get to have all the (unintended) fun **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 18, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811 "2005-02-18T22:40:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/41 "2005-02-19T19:46:47Z")
_grabs **Anaamika** , seduces and ravishes, hurries off_ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Nahk\_Ila\_Dihahs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/858c86/32.png) [@Nahk\_Ila\_Dihahs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nahk_Ila_Dihahs)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/42 "2005-02-19T19:57:19Z")
I stopped thinking about sex once. In the 1960s. For 20 minutesā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/43 "2005-02-19T20:18:44Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > _grabs **Anaamika** , seduces and ravishes, hurries off_ šŸ˜ƒ _looking stunned & completely embarrassed but happy_ **Nahk Ila Dihahs** , you are fitting right in. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Nahk\_Ila\_Dihahs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/858c86/32.png) [@Nahk\_Ila\_Dihahs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nahk_Ila_Dihahs)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/44 "2005-02-19T21:02:17Z")
ā€œThereā€™s no place like SDMB, thereā€™s no place like SDMBā€¦ā€ waves at **Anaamika** ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/45 "2005-02-19T21:03:48Z")
> [@Athena](#): > > And washing machines? I guess I can sort of imagine that, but why the hell would you want to? Yā€™know, they make appliances just for this type of thing. You donā€™t have to make your washing machine do double duty. Hell yeah. Iā€™m a believer in the right tool for the right job. If Iā€™m aroused while doing laundry, Iā€™ll finish putting that load in, then head upstairs and take care of the arousal properly. Just seems silly to rut up against a washing machine - and itā€™d take so long to get to the spin cycle, anyway. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/46 "2005-02-19T21:22:37Z")
Iā€™m lucky in that orgasms come pretty easily, but Iā€™ve never used any of the stuff mentioned in the thread. Maybe my wiring is just strange? I have a friend who is transitioning who said that in the past year she has had 6 orgams. Six!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Iā€™ve had six orgasms a _day_. Is there anyone else out there who count the orgasms theyā€™ve had in a year on their hands? One thing that is nice and Iā€™m rather proud of is that I can come just by thinking really dirty thoughts. Iā€™ve never met a guy who could do that but I have known other girls. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/47 "2005-02-19T21:32:37Z")
> [@kimera](#): > > Iā€™m lucky in that orgasms come pretty easily, but Iā€™ve never used any of the stuff mentioned in the thread. Maybe my wiring is just strange? > > I have a friend who is transitioning who said that in the past year she has had 6 orgams. Six!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: > > Iā€™ve had six orgasms a _day_. Is there anyone else out there who count the orgasms theyā€™ve had in a year on their hands? > > One thing that is nice and Iā€™m rather proud of is that I can come just by thinking really dirty thoughts. Iā€™ve never met a guy who could do that but I have known other girls. _Six in a year_? Umā€¦Iā€™m not quite as prolific as you but six in a week, easy. I think Iā€™d die, six in a year. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/48 "2005-02-19T21:40:03Z")
> [@kimera](#): > > Iā€™m lucky in that orgasms come pretty easily, but Iā€™ve never used any of the stuff mentioned in the thread. Maybe my wiring is just strange? > > I have a friend who is transitioning who said that in the past year she has had 6 orgams. Six!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: > > Iā€™ve had six orgasms a _day_. Is there anyone else out there who count the orgasms theyā€™ve had in a year on their hands? > > One thing that is nice and Iā€™m rather proud of is that I can come just by thinking really dirty thoughts. Iā€™ve never met a guy who could do that but I have known other girls. Doing anything this weekend? šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/49 "2005-02-19T21:46:17Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > Doing anything this weekend? šŸ™‚ Hey, Iā€™m jealous. :mad: šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/50 "2005-02-19T21:59:01Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Oh. > > Well, I canā€™t. :o Trust me. When Iā€™m at work, dealing with my e-mail and putting out fires and answering the phone and dealing with co-workerā€™s questions (sometimes at the same time!) sex is the furthest thing from my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/51 "2005-02-19T22:16:11Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > Trust me. > > When Iā€™m at work, dealing with my e-mail and putting out fires and answering the phone and dealing with co-workerā€™s questions (sometimes at the same time!) sex is the furthest thing from my mind. Well, thatā€™s true. Work is different, as most of the people I work with seem to be prudes. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/52 "2005-02-19T22:17:57Z")
And since Iā€™m at work for eight hours or moreā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![LuckiestGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@LuckiestGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LuckiestGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/53 "2005-02-19T22:27:13Z")
Headlights, washing machines, tent polesā€¦what an amazing threadā€¦ Bottom line is that women win out on the physical pleasure side of things. Period. Ask any guy and theyā€™re usually jealous of womens big 'O". The only guys have going for them is weā€™re ready quicker, but trust me when I tell you that can be more of a curse than blessing:) Not complaining. It is what it is. My Blog _[Donā€™t laugh so hard, it may be funny but itā€™s also my life](http://luckiestguy.blogspot.com/)_ Lucky ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/54 "2005-02-19T22:36:28Z")
> [@kimera](#): > > One thing that is nice and Iā€™m rather proud of is that I can come just by thinking really dirty thoughts. Iā€™ve never met a guy who could do that but I have known other girls. Me, too. In fact, well, you know that saying about idle hands being the devilā€™s playground? For me, itā€™s idle thoughts. One summer in desperation I took a job assembling HP computers. You know the type of thing: stick one piece in one spot, over and over and over for hours on end? The first week I thought Iā€™d go insane. The second week my mind realized that since I wasnā€™t using it at the time, it was free to wander to reallyā€¦ahā€¦exotic thoughts. Along about workday 7 I had my first ā€˜no physical contact at allā€™ orgasm. Anyway, if any of you wonder why the HP computers you bought some years back worked a little strangelyā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811/55 "2005-02-19T22:59:48Z")
> [@FlippyFly](#): > > Riding a motorcycle, brushing up against the washing machine, hell, even doing sit-ups. I am jealous that women get to have all of the unexpected and unintentional forms of sexual stimulation while us men pretty much donā€™t experience this small joy. This is the mundane and pointless thought that I wanted to share. Go climb a rope! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-get-to-have-all-the-unintended-fun/290811.md?page=2)