# Women like it if you always carry a vibrator with you? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 24, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825 "2006-07-24T15:33:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/21 "2006-07-25T02:27:09Z")
I would actually find someone who carries a mini blowtorch around far creepier than a guy with a pen dildo. Priorities, people! ---
**Author:** ![SusanStoHelit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@SusanStoHelit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SusanStoHelit)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/22 "2006-07-25T02:32:26Z")
I saw a vibrator shaped like a tube of lipstick once. I’ve never felt the need to carry sextoys 24/7, but I can’t even keep my phone from calling random people from my purse. I just know that it would go off in church. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/23 "2006-07-25T02:39:07Z")
[QUOTE=malkavia] I would actually find someone who carries a mini blowtorch around far creepier than a guy with a pen dildo. Priorities, people! [/QUOTE] Thanks for your support. More dildo than vibrator, I says. Mini blowtorch, pen dildo AND Leatherman. It almost another thread in itself to figure out who needs this particular combination and for what. Set maker on a porn film set? Maintenance man at a Catholic Rectory? Gitmo security guard? Ana Nicole Smith’s chauffer? The world wonders… ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/24 "2006-07-25T03:02:05Z")
[QUOTE=Count Blucher] Yes, but the pen part? Give her an orgasm. Give her an autograph. But dammit, don’t give her both at the same time…! :eek: [/QUOTE] > [@Chevy Chase](#): > > New Shimmer’s a Floorwax ! > > No, new Shimmer’s a dessert topping ! > > It’s a floorwax, I tell ya ! > > It’s a dessert topping, you cow ! > > Hey now you two, new Shimmer is a floorwax **aaaaand** a dessert topping !! 😉 **Lissa** , would it help if it was a crosstown bus ? One with privacy booths? Er… I mean… comfy seats? 😃 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/25 "2006-07-25T03:16:40Z")
[QUOTE=SusanStoHelit] I saw a vibrator shaped like a tube of lipstick once. [/QUOTE] That’s nothing-I’ve seen Rubber Duckies that doubled as vibrators. At least now we know why Ernie was so “awfully fond” of his. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/26 "2006-07-25T03:42:01Z")
[QUOTE=SusanStoHelit] I saw a vibrator shaped like a tube of lipstick once. I’ve never felt the need to carry sextoys 24/7, but I can’t even keep my phone from calling random people from my purse. I just know that it would go off in church. [/QUOTE] If it’s a Baptist church, there’s a good chance that no one would notice anything amiss. **“YES! OH LORD! YES! YES!”** Minister: “Feel His power, sister!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/27 "2006-07-25T03:54:06Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] **Personally, if a guy had toys (that are clearly meant for females), I would NOT let him use them on me**. Imagine where they’ve been. Ew. Yeah, gross. Not cool at all. [/QUOTE] (bolding mine) Darling, what do you think a penis is? Well..unless you’re gay…or love to fuck zombies..or bang chiuhauhas or whatnot. Not that I’m likening zombie sodomizers with gay people. Crap, I’m talking myself into a corner here. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/28 "2006-07-25T03:55:48Z")
[QUOTE=malkavia] I would actually find someone who carries a mini blowtorch around far creepier than a guy with **a pen dildo**. Priorities, people! [/QUOTE] (bolding mine, again) A pildo? Pildo Paggins? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/29 "2006-07-25T03:56:53Z")
[QUOTE=SusanStoHelit] I saw a vibrator shaped like a tube of lipstick once. I’ve never felt the need to carry sextoys 24/7, but I can’t even keep my phone from calling random people from my purse. I just know that it would go off in church. [/QUOTE] I doubt it..unless you pulled the ignition cord in the middle of communion so you can actually GET those cookies. I’m SO going to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/30 "2006-07-25T03:58:56Z")
I keep one (actually two, I thought I lost the first one) in my leather toiletries bag. I think of it as a way of being thoughtful, considerate and perhaps even popular. ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/31 "2006-07-25T04:08:51Z")
[QUOTE=Diceman] If it’s a Baptist church, there’s a good chance that no one would notice anything amiss. **“YES! OH LORD! YES! YES!”** Minister: “Feel His power, sister!” 😃 [/QUOTE] There’s this praise song that was popular maybe 5 years ago and the chorus consisted of “Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes, yes Lord” (repeat a few times). My friends and I would sit in the back and giggle. LOUNE - but at least it’s a comfy handbasket ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/32 "2006-07-25T04:18:03Z")
Dump thought, but it’s the first one that ran through my mind: if women reacted like that, odds are you live in some uber-hip area like San Francisco or the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. Anywhere else, and someone would probably get squicked out. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/33 "2006-07-25T04:33:59Z")
I have an Oakley glasses case that my 10-year-old daughter gave me. It’s the approximate shape and size of a dildo, or possibly a vibrator. It certainly doesn’t look like a glasses case at first glance. I often wonder what women think if they notice me carrying it in my hand or in my pocket. > **[Amazon.com: Oakley Metal Vault Case,Silver,one size : Clothing, Shoes &...](https://www.amazon.com/Oakley-Metal-Vault-Case/dp/B003WJRVG2)** > > Modern design and utility combine effortlessly in this Black Forest 2.0 Shell 3L 15K Pant. Our ski pants feature FN DRY 15K fabrication, hydrophilic lamination, a durable water-repellent treatment that provides outstanding warmth and moisture... ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/34 "2006-07-25T04:42:04Z")
[QUOTE=elmwood] Dump thought, but it’s the first one that ran through my mind: if women reacted like that, odds are you live in some uber-hip area like San Francisco or the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. Anywhere else, and someone would probably get squicked out. [/QUOTE] HA! Yes, two of them were in San Francisco, the other was in Sacramento! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/35 "2006-07-25T17:56:32Z")
If one carries a PenDill, does one then also carry a PenDill sharpener? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/36 "2006-07-25T18:37:52Z")
[QUOTE=Paul in Saudi] I keep one (actually two, I thought I lost the first one) in my leather toiletries bag. I think of it as a way of being thoughtful, considerate and perhaps even popular. [/QUOTE] You have a leather toiletries bag so big that you managed to lose a vibrator in it long enough that you bought a replacement? What else do you keep in there? ---
**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/37 "2006-07-25T19:43:26Z")
Are you guys freaking kidding me? If a vibrator-pen is a bad idea, then a _vibrator-razor_is a very, very, horribly bad idea. Of all the things to combine with a vibrator, do not choose a razor! I really cannot stress this enough, ladies. Yeesh. ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/38 "2006-07-25T19:55:07Z")
[QUOTE=Chez Guevara] \ mini blow torch. [/QUOTE] Wanna light up your life? ---
**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/39 "2006-07-25T20:31:09Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] Personally, if a guy had toys (that are clearly meant for females), I would NOT let him use them on me. Imagine where they’ve been. Ew. Yeah, gross. Not cool at all. [/QUOTE] This happened to me once. Well, not exactly, more like it happened to a guy I was seeing. He told me about this great vibrator he had, but his ex-girlfriend still had it and should he try to retrieve it from her? I said no, probably not. I imagined that she would be some combination of insulted and squicked out, and that I would probably be the same (although likely with a different combination of insult and squick). I guess it sort of worked out to be a consolation prize. She got the vibrator and I got the real thing. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/40 "2006-07-25T20:39:00Z")
[QUOTE=SusanStoHelit] I saw a vibrator shaped like a tube of lipstick once. [/QUOTE] I have that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825.md?page=3)