# Women like it if you always carry a vibrator with you? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 24, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825 "2006-07-24T15:33:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/61 "2006-07-27T10:30:42Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] Sure, but some postpubescent females are under 18/21/24/whatever, live with the rents and maybe the lipstick bong is already pushing it, you know? Gotta keep it on the DL. [/QUOTE] If they bring it up, just innocently ask Dad why Mom has a strap-on. Defense by mutually assured embarrassment. ---
**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/62 "2006-07-27T18:01:33Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] Ladies: If you are of the type that either enjoys using toys, or at the very least is not aginst the idea of using them, would a potential mate gain, lose, or neither gain nor lose any points if oyu found out he used a toy himself? Would it matter what type? Is a fleshlight (fake vagina/mouth/anus designed to look like a flashlight when not in use) ok, yet a blow-up doll is out? What if he likes anal pleasure and uses a butt plug/vibrator/dildo in his anus, is that more/less/neither points? [/QUOTE] I think the smaller they are, the less off-putting. Fleshlight, butt-plug, vibrator sound OK to me, but a 14" long, 8" circumference dildo or a $5000 RealDoll would freak me out - if for no other reason than the sheer, uh, _commitment_ (not to mention storage space!) involved. Owning a non-ironic blow-up doll is just creepy. What the hell? Could you actually use something like that without laughing? If so, you’re not really my guy. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/63 "2006-07-27T20:40:35Z")
The username/content combination is pretty appropriate for me, as I had a friend who gave another friend (ironically) a granny blow-up doll disguised as a lifesize Darth Vader (so as to get it past the guy’s mom) as a birthday gift. It _was_ an ironic, funny type of gift…but the guy…well…he left the Darth Vader costume on, and, errrr…well. Let’s not go there. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/64 "2006-07-27T23:43:28Z")
I wish I could remeber which comedian said this about his blowup doll: > [@](#): > > When I want her to play ‘hard to get’, I fill her with helium.] ---
**Author:** ![stargazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@stargazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stargazer)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825/65 "2006-07-28T05:58:41Z")
Just in terms of the thread title: check out the winner of Babeland’s [Project Sex Toy](http://www.seattlest.com/archives/2006/07/20/one_ring_to_rule_them_all.php) (follows the two-click rule, but that second click is NSFW). Now you _can_ carry a vibrator around with you! :eek: 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-like-it-if-you-always-carry-a-vibrator-with-you/365825.md?page=3)