# Women, make money selling your farts!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2002, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399 "2002-04-30T01:42:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/1 "2002-04-30T01:42:22Z")
Yep some guy wants to buy your farts. Check it out [here.](http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/dins/index.english.html) Thank you for your coming. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/2 "2002-04-30T03:28:32Z")
“womans fart is very very veautiful, it is art.” ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/3 "2002-04-30T03:39:50Z")
That is too funny **racer72**. > [@](#): > > This site is for who feel beautifully and love women’s farts. Please enjoy this site slowly… ---
**Author:** ![Kru-baby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6bbea6/32.png) [@Kru-baby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kru-baby)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/4 "2002-04-30T03:53:46Z")
this is too funny. I have gas ocasionally, and I feel that if men can get rid of the stomach pains by farting, so can I!! It isnt a question of being lady-like, it is about saving yourself from stomach cramps. My mom says she doesnt fart, but my stepdad says she farts in her sleep, which leads me to believe that this is a natural act that is being suppressed. FARTING IS NATURAL…everyone ought to have the right to do it. Now, on the other hand, if you kill small animals from the smell, i think i might have a different take on the entire subject. ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/5 "2002-04-30T04:19:58Z")
If this guy was anywhere near me, I’d drive him into bankruptcy. ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/6 "2002-04-30T05:01:09Z")
:eek: There’s really nothing more to say… the bad English makes it even weirder… ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/7 "2002-04-30T06:08:38Z")
Are you sure this isn’t a joke (a rather sick and very complicated one at that)? ---
**Author:** ![iconoplast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3d9bf3/32.png) [@iconoplast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iconoplast)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/8 "2002-04-30T06:29:26Z")
God, now I have to worry about people getting off on my farts too? I can’t even leave the house anymore! ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/9 "2002-04-30T09:35:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > \*\*Are you sure this isn’t a joke (a rather sick and very complicated one at that)? \*\* Having lived in Japan for 6 years, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it was serious. This isn’t even close to some of the weird things we saw there. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/10 "2002-04-30T15:42:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaBaby \* > \*\*If this guy was anywhere near me, I’d drive him into bankruptcy. \*\* DAMMIT!!! Someone stole my thunder! No, not the real thunder. Just the joke. :: sigh :: If it were only true, I’d be a millionaire. ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/11 "2002-04-30T17:39:30Z")
I thought the English was suspiciously bad, but the Japanese version looks genuine to me. This reminds me, Dave Barry wrote that you hear far more public farts in Japan than in the US. I haven’t noticed this myself, however. ---
**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/12 "2002-04-30T17:50:42Z")
I’m positively embarrassed to report that the link in the OP came up highlighted in my browser. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-make-money-selling-your-farts/106399/13 "2002-04-30T18:12:35Z")
Figures. Where was this guy when my ex- was pregnant and craved baked beans?