# WOMEN SUCK **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 20, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976 "2001-05-20T05:34:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/1 "2001-05-20T05:34:08Z")
Women have to have been put here by God as punishment to man, because they never help solve problems or fix anything, they just start problems and break things. We can’t just get rid of you girls because well we have needs and stuff. So we are stuck with you making our life hell. And when we met a new girl she (i think purposely) tries to complicate things by confussing us. Does she want me or not? Why not just be upfront damn. Women if you read this thread redeem yourself and explain your actions. Before I go mad, Why do you do the things you do? ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/2 "2001-05-20T05:34:58Z")
3…2…1… ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/3 "2001-05-20T05:35:41Z")
In my experience, only the best women suck. And I love them for it. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/4 "2001-05-20T05:42:48Z")
I swallow, you bastard, get it right. And I only make life hell for men like you. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/5 "2001-05-20T06:08:27Z")
Wow- you could have played a somewhat convincing Daryl Van Horne in the (end of) The Witches of Eastwick. Well, less eloquently of course… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/6 "2001-05-20T06:14:46Z")
What **Nocturne** said! ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/7 "2001-05-20T06:24:15Z")
Just when the pit gets boring, along comes something like this. I felt like posting to the MPSIMS thread, “Where have all the pit threads gone?”, “Give it time, my son. It will come. It always does.” ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/8 "2001-05-20T06:26:54Z")
Nicklz, I know the girl has hurt and confused you. However, this little rant coming after your lovely white-trash, redneck spiel the other day has offically caused me to wash my hands of you and your painfully small mind. Grow up, boy. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/9 "2001-05-20T06:30:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\*In my experience, only the best women suck. And I love them for it. \*\* I wish I could find a woman who would suck. I don’t even need that, we could just hang out. Early twenties, aurburn hair, smart, wicked sense of humor. Yeah, that would be cool.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/10 "2001-05-20T06:40:26Z")
**Dr. Lao** - Do I have the girl for you! It’s my ex, actually. She’s early twenties, auburn hair, smart, wicked sense of humor and beautifull to boot. And boy can she suck…. the money from your wallet!! Ahhhahhahahaaaaaaa! Sorry, I’ll go to bed now. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/11 "2001-05-20T07:11:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nicklz \* > \*\*Women suck \*\* Usually, they will only if they like you. Even then, you need to ask politely (or at least not act like an asshole). Looks like you’re 0-for-2, **Nicky**. ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/12 "2001-05-20T07:13:19Z")
Hay now this is a rant damn it, and I needed to rant. EVILBETH- I apoligized for the white trash thing, I don’t know why I wrote that it was just something that came out. And again I apoligize and would like to take everything I said back if I could but what is done is done. I really appreciated your helpful advice and auggestions, about the other thread, and yes this one is in direct correlation to that one. She won’t even talk to me, Iwent down there last night and walked up to the bar and asked her if she was read to talk to me and she said “no, not yet” then left and got really trashed at another club. I don’t care if she doesn’t want to go out with me and while I’m disappointed, the real hurt is the fact I think I’ve lost my best friend. That is why I’m ranting. If only she had been more clear. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/13 "2001-05-20T07:20:45Z")
I understand the need to rant. I have to do it myself, sometimes. But the fact is, your bad luck in love doesn’t mean all the women in the world suck. I’m sorry you’re hurting. Stop acting like a childish prick. Fuckdrop. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/14 "2001-05-20T07:35:15Z")
Alright, Nicklz, you get one more chance. Just one. That’s more than most people get from me but I got a soft spot for you for some reason, you big lug. 😉 So far as the girl goes, I have no idea what is going through her head–she seems a little odd. I’d want some closure now too, if I were you. If at all possible, I’d try and tune her and the situation out for a couple of weeks. I cannot imagine why she has freaked out this badly–maybe she is actually a might unhinged and it just never manifested itself before now. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/15 "2001-05-20T09:09:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\*In my experience, only the best women suck. And I love them for it. \*\* You love them??? I though you only love one, me.;)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/16 "2001-05-20T10:02:49Z")
Anniz, he was using the “Royal Them”. He thinks so highly of you that he can’t limit his pronouns to the singular form. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/17 "2001-05-20T12:50:22Z")
Nicklz ::shakes head:: I understand you’re hurting BUT please don’t classify evry woman as evil just because ONE hurt your feelings. I kept on your MPSIMS thread, I know how deeply you felt for this girl but news flash-just because she can’t figure out what she wants doesn’t mean all women are the same. I, for one,know exactly what I want and I haven’t let bad previous experiences scar me so badly I can’t open my heart again. Try having the person you are planning on marrying hit you in the course of a fight and then come crying to the board,m’kay? You don’t see me posting a thread about how all men are evil-because I realize one asshole doesn’t make the whole gender assholes. Take a deep breath Nicklz-in with the good air and out with the bad-and repeat to yourself…“Not all women are evil. There is someone out there for me. What has happened to me is a lesson I will learn from. I may not see the reason but I will learn from it.” ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/18 "2001-05-20T14:49:36Z")
Idiots like **Nicklz** have to have been put here by God as punishment to mods, because they never help solve problems or fix anything, they just start problems and break things. We can’t just get rid of you idiots because well we have rules and stuff. So we are stuck with you making our life hell. And when we met a new idiot he/she (i think purposely) tries to complicate things by confussing us. Does he/she speak English or not? Why not just be upfront damn. Idiots if you read this thread redeem yourself and explain your actions. Before I go mad, Why do you do the things you do? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/19 "2001-05-20T15:02:35Z")
My cat could come up with a better rant. And kick sand over it. ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/20 "2001-05-20T16:34:06Z")
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. They meet at Earth…which is pretty much the same problem Belgium has with the Germans and French. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976.md?page=2)