# WOMEN SUCK **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 20, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976 "2001-05-20T05:34:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/21 "2001-05-20T16:46:12Z")
_Jayjay shakes his head and sighs_ **Nicklz, Nicklz** … You built up a pretty nice reservoir of goodwill and sympathy with your thread asking for advice on love and relationships. People kind of liked you. They felt for you. They wanted you to be happy with the girl of your dreams. Have you ever heard the term “squander”? Did you know you could squander a reserve of sympathy and good feeling with _ **one** _ post? You can. And you probably just did. I still feel for you, man. Really. I feel great sympathy for you right now, because you’re getting your head handed to you over something that you probably looked at the next morning and said to yourself “What the hell was I thinking?” I know lots of guys like you, Nicklz. They don’t mean to say (or type) things that get them in trouble, but it all just comes out wrong. So I have sympathy. I personally don’t believe you really mean what you typed. I applaud evilbeth for giving you a second chance, because I don’t think you come across as being one of the unrepentant misogynistic assholes we occasionally get through here. You just kind of type before you think, and, well, we’ve all had that problem at one time or another. So I just wanted to put in a good word, and say that though I disagree with your OP (but I’m gay…what the hell do I know?), I don’t think you merit incineration in this here Pit. Though you may get it anyway. Just buck up and take it, admit that you screwed up with the OP, and go on. You’ll get more respect for that than almost anything else you can do on here. jayjay ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/22 "2001-05-20T19:58:07Z")
Oh, it’s all so confussing. Was she an English major, Nicklz? ---
**Author:** ![Amedeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Amedeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amedeus)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/23 "2001-05-20T21:32:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \* > \*\*Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. They meet at Earth…which is pretty much the same problem Belgium has with the Germans and French. \*\* Argh, You said the B word. Do you know on some planets they can kill you for saying that word? Please limit it to a very extreme situation. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/24 "2001-05-20T22:43:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. They meet at Earth…which is pretty much the same problem Belgium has with the Germans and French. This is hilarious. Is it original? Can I have it as a sig? –John ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/25 "2001-05-20T23:15:10Z")
Some of us lick, you heterosexist punks. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/26 "2001-05-20T23:28:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > Some of us lick, you heterosexist punks. 😉 Some women like to be sucked AND licked, andy;) And no, I am not about to give out names. Just go back and read a few oral sex threads and some will surface, so to speak:) ::is not going to comment on either **Nocturne** or **Arden Ranger** ’s habits around men, so help him God:: ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/27 "2001-05-20T23:33:30Z")
Punha, I’m giving you the very special whoosh award for this fine evening. Some one liners are just not meant to be overanalyzed. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/28 "2001-05-20T23:58:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*Punha, I’m giving you the very special whoosh award for this fine evening. > > Some one liners are just not meant to be overanalyzed. \*\* 😛 It didn’t go whoosh, so poop on you. I understood it perfectly. I’m just in a weird mod tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/29 "2001-05-21T00:10:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > I’m just in a weird \*\*mod \*\*tonight. \*\* :eek: Which one!? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/30 "2001-05-21T00:14:41Z")
Great. First, I get a bunch of dead hamsters up my arse. Now _this_. Time to buy some more [Assdoctor.com](http://Assdoctor.com) shares. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/31 "2001-05-21T00:16:16Z")
What’s even worse is that some sick fuck [actually registered](http://www.assdoctor.com/) [Assdoctor.com](http://Assdoctor.com). :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/32 "2001-05-21T00:40:43Z")
This is why I love evilbeth and continue to try to bolster my status (in some pathetic way) by having her name in my sig line. evilbeth is right, Nicklz. This girl may be something of a whack job, and because you were her friend (and in love) you couldn’t see it. Or maybe she isn’t as fucked as I’m thinking, but is just confused. At any rate, she is being rude and inconsiderate to you. Christ, we’ve all been ambivalent, hurt, or confused, but there are ways to handle this without giving the silent treatment to a friend. So she’s being a real disappointment, especially to all of us who were rooting so damned hard for you guys to have a fairy tale ending. Now, who’s writing this? A WOMAN. the wise evilbeth is also a woman. So are others. Clearly you’re overgeneralizing, and not even in a very original way. Go rent a Sam Kinison tape, have one last night of drinking, and then actively work on getting over it. Search for a way to rebuild your life without Little Miss Overreactor in it. Eventually she will realize that she’s being a complete ass, or she won’t and \*you won’t care \* because you’re having too much fun living your life. And at the risk of sounding like your mom, you gotta stop relying on alcohol so damned much. It sounds like both you and she use it a lot for courage, for forgetting, and for escaping your problems. It looks to me like it’s not really working all that well; notwithstanding its lack of effectiveness, there are plenty of other reasons why it’s smarter to moderate your drinking. ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/33 "2001-05-21T01:26:07Z")
**Amedeus** said: > [@](#): > > Do you know on some planets they can kill you for saying that word? Really? That doesn’t sound very Kricket. **Yue Han** said: > [@](#): > > Is it original? Can I have it as a sig? Yes, it is. And yes, you can. (Just spell my name right.) ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/34 "2001-05-21T02:34:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*What’s even worse is that some sick fuck [actually registered](http://www.assdoctor.com/) [Assdoctor.com](http://Assdoctor.com). :eek: \*\* Hey, **Coldfire** actually created a link that _WORKED_! 😛 So, Coldy, do you have fun with the interesting URLs often? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/35 "2001-05-21T02:41:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*What’s even worse is that some sick fuck [actually registered](http://www.assdoctor.com/) [Assdoctor.com](http://Assdoctor.com). :eek: \*\* Hey, **Coldfire** actually created a link that _WORKED_! 😛 So, Coldy, do you have fun with the interesting URLs often? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/36 "2001-05-21T03:34:06Z")
D’ya have fun with double posts often, DRY? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/37 "2001-05-21T04:48:38Z")
> [@](#): > > What’s even worse is that some sick fuck actually registered [Assdoctor.com](http://Assdoctor.com). And what’s even worse than that is that Coldfire actually went to check to see if there WAS an [Assdoctor.com](http://Assdoctor.com). ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/38 "2001-05-21T05:53:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > What’s even worse is that some sick fuck actually registered [Assdoctor.com](http://Assdoctor.com). > > And what’s even worse than that is that Coldfire actually went to check to see if there WAS an [Assdoctor.com](http://Assdoctor.com). \*\* And even worse than _that_ is that it just has one of those generic space-filler “under construction” things. Someone thought [Assdoctor.com](http://Assdoctor.com) was such a hot commodity that they just had to grab it NOW before someone else did, even though they don’t have any actual use for the place yet. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/39 "2001-05-21T07:53:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > What’s even worse is that some sick fuck actually registered [Assdoctor.com](http://Assdoctor.com). > > And what’s even worse than that is that Coldfire actually went to check to see if there WAS an [Assdoctor.com](http://Assdoctor.com). \*\* Well, of course. When was the last time you saw a moderator post a link to an anal sex site? Just making sure. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/40 "2001-05-21T12:02:16Z")
Just checking, my ass (so to speak). Admit it Coldfire, you’ve had that site bookmarked for ages, checking it everyday, waiting for it to come on line. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976.md?page=3)