# WOMEN SUCK **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 20, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976 "2001-05-20T05:34:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/41 "2001-05-21T13:50:54Z")
[drunken]Man, I love you guys.[/drunken] * * * [sub]Singular “man;” plural “guys.” Fuck, she’s confusing.[/sub] So much goodness in this thread. Y’all deserve a cookie. And, **Nicklz**? > [@](#): > > Women have to have been put here by God as punishment to man, because they never help solve problems or fix anything, they just start problems and break things. I don’t know that I solved or started any problems this weekend, but I did fix the toaster oven while my SO fixed the answering machine. Did we break even? Or should he get rid of me? ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/42 "2001-05-21T14:08:49Z")
> [@](#): > > Women have to have been put here by God as punishment to man, because they never help solve problems or fix anything, they just start problems and break things. (quoted because you can just never have too much of a good thing.) Actually, the fact that all we do is start problems and break things…well, that’s symmetry! If we didn’t cause problems (for you big, manly, muscular guys to solve) or break things (for you macho, testosterone-laden guys to fix) you’d all sit around all day eating Cheez-its, watching porn, and rooting around in your pubic hair for the crabs you caught “wading in the river.” You ought to thank us for giving you purpose! What a way for you guys to bond…grab a few Pabsts, get with your buddies, and bitch about “them crazy dames.” You should be on your knees worshipping us! You should stay away from girls entirely. We’re just too psychotic and unpredictable. We might do something like…accidentally break your kneecaps, or accidently bite your dick while giving you head. Accidentally. Because no girl would intentionally hurt or humiliate a fine, upstanding specimen like yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/43 "2001-05-21T17:30:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\* > Actually, the fact that all we do is start problems and break things…well, that’s symmetry! If we didn’t cause problems (for you big, manly, muscular guys to solve) or break things (for you macho, testosterone-laden guys to fix) you’d all sit around all day eating Cheez-its, watching porn, and rooting around in your pubic hair for the crabs you caught “wading in the river.” > > \*\* Hey! How I spend my weekends is between me and my wife. And I’ll have you know that the above is considered “quality time” by both of us. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/44 "2001-05-22T00:17:12Z")
> [@](#): > > **(Nicklz)** Women have to have been put here by God as punishment to man, because they never help solve problems or fix anything, they just start problems and break things. > We can’t just get rid of you girls because well we have needs and stuff. So we are stuck with you making our life hell. And when we met a new girl she (i think purposely) tries to complicate things by confussing us. Does she want me or not? Why not just be upfront damn. Women if you read this thread redeem yourself and explain your actions. Before I go mad, Why do you do the things you do? What do you expect when fifteen-year-old guys date their younger sisters? [/cheap shot] [ducks and runs] ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/45 "2001-05-23T02:39:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*D’ya have fun with double posts often, DRY? \*\* No. And god fucking dammit, I’se pissed off about that one! :mad: Before this post, those two posts were the last ones I made. Motherfucking server got slow, and on a sunday night of all times. Damned thing timed out on me (notice the SEVEN minute gap between those two posts…shit, I could have downloaded a porn…I mean, checked the baseball scores, while I was waiting for my damned post to register). Unless I’ve done it before, and forgotten, that double post was the FIRST ONE I’ve ever done, and it was on the _one year anniversary_ of my registering here. As Shakespeare said: > [@](#): > > Thou motherfucking, cocksucking piece of excrement server. Get thee to a nunnery. [sub]Well, he WOULD have said it if he were a poster on the SDMB[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/46 "2001-05-23T10:03:29Z")
Wow I’d almost forgotten about this little rant of mine. And yes it was one of those things that I just blurted out. I’d honestly expected a bunch of flames after I re-read my original post. Sorry I think I was trashed when I posted it anyway. I’d sincerely like to thank: EVILBETH HARDYGRRL JAYJAY CRANKYASANOLDMAN —for their compassion, understanding, and helpfulness throughout the last weeks, you guys and others on the other thread really helped me out in so many ways, thank you. Cervaise----yes that was a cheap shot and yes DUCK and run really quick, cause I’m swinging my 34inch easton baseball bat. Just playin it’s a 36inch ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/47 "2001-05-23T15:08:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nicklz \* > \*\*I’d sincerely like to thank: > EVILBETH > HARDYGRRL > JAYJAY > CRANKYASANOLDMAN > —for their compassion, understanding, and helpfulness throughout the last weeks, you guys and others on the other thread really helped me out in so many ways, thank you. > Cervaise----yes that was a cheap shot and yes DUCK and run really quick, cause I’m swinging my 34inch easton baseball > bat. > Just playin it’s a 36inch > \*\* No problem, Nicklz…I hate to see someone get completely incinerated for a drunk posting. And one word of advice…you know you’re kidding in that last part of your post, I know you’re kidding in that last part of your post, Cervaise may even know you’re kidding in that last part of your post. But he may not, and similar sentiments in future threads may not be seen as kidding. I’m not a moderator, but that **is** a physical threat, if a joking one. And you can easily be banned for such things…the Reader can’t risk the possibility of lawsuits over these Boards. Please be careful in the future (if the mods let this one go) and don’t make physical threats. jayjay ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976/48 "2001-05-24T11:35:33Z")
oh wow they’ll ban you for something like that!?!? hay i was just playin please don’t ban me i like posting here [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-suck/65976.md?page=2)