# Women what would you like to do with your breasts **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 1, 2017, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471 "2017-04-01T00:32:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![drewder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@drewder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewder)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/1 "2017-04-01T00:32:04Z")
So if money were not a concern and you could be sure of a good outcome, what would you wish for your breasts? Bigger? Smaller? Reshaped? Exactly as they are? Also in your response include your age, if you’ve been pregnant, and their current size. ---
**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/2 "2017-04-01T02:19:12Z")
How 'bout no. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/3 "2017-04-01T02:32:48Z")
You know they have porn on the internet now, right? ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/4 "2017-04-01T02:36:54Z")
Mine are fine as they are. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![drewder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@drewder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewder)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/5 "2017-04-01T02:51:22Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > You know they have porn on the internet now, right? I didn’t ask for pictures, I was just curious if women were satisfied with theirs. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/6 "2017-04-01T03:07:07Z")
> [@drewder](#): > > I didn’t ask for pictures, I was just curious if women were satisfied with theirs. Do you really think the ladies here are going share their breast sizes with you? I’m sure most here find that a bit personal. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/7 "2017-04-01T04:10:37Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Do you really think the ladies here are going share their breast sizes with you? I’m sure most here find that a bit personal. Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/8 "2017-04-01T04:16:18Z")
Sounds like homework. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/9 "2017-04-01T04:27:35Z")
Screw this thread. FFS. ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/10 "2017-04-01T04:55:47Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > You know they have porn on the internet now, right? I believe current Dope guidelines call for an automatic warning if a “pics or it didn’t happen” post is made. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/11 "2017-04-01T05:42:15Z")
Let’s turn this around, and ask: “Men, what would you like to do with your dicks?” My answer would be obvious: Nothing, thanks. Eleven inches is quite enough. ---
**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/12 "2017-04-01T06:01:24Z")
Best and brightest post here, for sure. Good god. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/13 "2017-04-01T06:48:54Z")
I would like to throw 'em over my shoulder like a Continental…oh, wait. No. No, that’s my ears. Sorry. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/14 "2017-04-01T06:53:11Z")
If it didn’t necessitate surgery, I’d quite happily get rid of mine altogether. They served their purpose breastfeeding four kids, I’m post-menopausal, yet I still have to pay a bloody fortune for bras until the day I die (bras ain’t cheap!) Why can’t they just shrivel up to nothing like my ovaries did?? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/15 "2017-04-01T07:02:02Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > If it didn’t necessitate surgery, I’d quite happily get rid of mine altogether. They served their purpose breastfeeding four kids, I’m post-menopausal, yet I still have to pay a bloody fortune for bras until the day I die (bras ain’t cheap!) > > Why can’t they just shrivel up to nothing like my ovaries did?? > > 😛 +1 ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/16 "2017-04-01T07:27:29Z")
Surgery is fine if a woman’s physically uncomfortable with her boobs, but to women who want to have surgery for cosmetic reasons: You’re PERFECT the way you are. It’s the cosmetics industry and mass media telling you you’re not. Don’t listen. You are already gorgeous. xoxoxoxo ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/17 "2017-04-01T07:32:27Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > If it didn’t necessitate surgery, … Yeah, I think the main issue for many isn’t the cost, it’s the whole bodily integrity/surgery thing. A better question might have been "if your breasts could be any size and shape you wanted, would you change them? What have you got and what would you like? ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/18 "2017-04-01T08:49:05Z")
I voted for “leave them as they are” because I see no reason to undergo unnecessary surgery. ---
**Author:** ![up\_the\_junction](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f1d935/32.png) [@up\_the\_junction](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/up_the_junction)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/19 "2017-04-01T08:53:52Z")
Jeez. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/20 "2017-04-01T09:48:29Z")
> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#): > > Let’s turn this around, and ask: “Men, what would you like to do with your dicks?” > > My answer would be obvious: Nothing, thanks. Eleven inches is quite enough. Yes, eleven inches is plenty, so I’d like mine to be shorter. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471.md?page=2)