# Women what would you like to do with your breasts **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 1, 2017, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471 "2017-04-01T00:32:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/21 "2017-04-01T10:55:59Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > It’s the cosmetics industry and mass media telling you you’re not. Well, them and dudes on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/22 "2017-04-01T11:26:07Z")
At a Turkish restaurant last night I had pan fried veal liver that was awesome. Very delicate taste. I think I could reverse engineer the recipe if I can find veal liver at the supermarket. Anyone ever see veal liver (calf liver) in a supermarket? ---
**Author:** ![StrangeBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e480ec/32.png) [@StrangeBird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrangeBird)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/23 "2017-04-01T11:30:59Z")
I think I’d like to hollow mine out and put zippers in, so that I can use them as pockets. (No, not really :p) ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/24 "2017-04-01T11:56:05Z")
[ > [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#): > > Let’s turn this around, and ask: “Men, what would you like to do with your dicks?” > > My answer would be obvious: In a thread about breasts you ask what I want to do with my dick; the obvious answer should probably be spoiler boxed. 😉 :o > [@StrangeBird](#): > > I think I’d like to hollow mine out and put zippers in, so that I can use them as pockets. I am amazed at how many women think of their bras as two extra pockets. I tease one person that her bra is like Captain Caveman’s hair; anything you could want or need is in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/25 "2017-04-01T12:05:17Z")
I can’t think of any part of me that I’d consider altering surgically for any reason. I figure if I’m clean and decently dressed, that’s all anyone can ask of me. I really don’t care what someone thinks of my shape, my features, or even my clothing. I have no patience with the superficial. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/26 "2017-04-01T13:46:30Z")
My choice wasn’t listed. I was diagnosed with breast cancer two years ago and had a lumpectomy. So my choice would be: “Keep them. Period.” ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/27 "2017-04-01T14:03:21Z")
so, feed my baby isn’t a choice :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![chaika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chaika/32/405_2.png) [@chaika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaika)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/28 "2017-04-01T14:29:59Z")
I certainly have no intention of answering this poll. Good God. ---
**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/29 "2017-04-01T14:42:25Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/30 "2017-04-01T17:32:51Z")
They’re fine the way they are, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/31 "2017-04-01T17:33:46Z")
I can’t believe that the number of responses to this poll exceeds zero. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/32 "2017-04-01T19:56:53Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > I can’t believe that the number of responses to this poll exceeds zero. I can’t believe that you can’t believe that. Can you believe that? ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/33 "2017-04-02T00:21:19Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > If it didn’t necessitate surgery, I’d quite happily get rid of mine altogether. They served their purpose breastfeeding four kids, I’m post-menopausal, yet I still have to pay a bloody fortune for bras until the day I die (bras ain’t cheap!) > > Why can’t they just shrivel up to nothing like my ovaries did?? > > 😛 This! ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/34 "2017-04-02T03:55:08Z")
Can men with man boobs answer? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/35 "2017-04-02T07:39:51Z")
I don’t see an option for “Learn to spin tassels in opposite directions with them.” Not that I could vote anyway, but I’d bet that would be a popular choice. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/36 "2017-04-02T17:33:17Z")
No option for “get rows, like a nursing sow.” ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/37 "2017-04-02T18:13:13Z")
> [@susan](#): > > No option for “get rows, like a nursing sow.” that’s for when we are treating women like animals. this thread is for when we are treating women like sex toys. every now & then we talk about treating women like people but then it gets all shouty and complicated. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/38 "2017-04-02T18:14:18Z")
**Drewder** , may I ask your gender and what prompted you to post this OP? What did you hope to gain from this? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471/39 "2017-04-03T22:02:35Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Can men with man boobs answer? Yes. I can and will. I’m 54, incredibly low testosterone, fairly heavy. I’d remove 100% of the breast tissue. They’re big enough to be embarrassing all the time. Even at my adult thinnest ( 74", 204 lbs ) I had some breasts. Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-what-would-you-like-to-do-with-your-breasts/783471.md?page=1)