# Women who refuse to have sex with me... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 15, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245 "2013-01-15T02:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/1 "2013-01-15T02:30:00Z")
…why? Is there a particular reason why you refuse (or hate) to do it? And if you do not perform it, do you also refuse to allow me to have sex with you as well? If so, why? If not, why not? ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/2 "2013-01-15T02:31:23Z")
I think I preferred **Cunning Linctus**. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/3 "2013-01-15T02:32:13Z")
There are women here who have refused you?😕 Are you sending racy PMs? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/4 "2013-01-15T02:35:28Z")
Perhaps they just have discerning tastes? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/5 "2013-01-15T02:46:59Z")
[This is getting so tired.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=679014) Please just stop. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/6 "2013-01-15T02:57:29Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > …why? Is there a particular reason why you refuse (or hate) to do it? And if you do not perform it, do you also refuse to allow me to have sex with you as well? If so, why? If not, why not? I’ve heard it’s because you’re too needy. Also, they don’t like your little penis. Women are cruel. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/7 "2013-01-15T03:02:51Z")
Take a number and wait like everyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/8 "2013-01-15T03:06:38Z")
Maybe it’s your location? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/9 "2013-01-15T03:10:44Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > **Women who refuse to have sex with me** …why? Well think about it; would you have sex with a man if there was another option? ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/10 "2013-01-15T03:21:15Z")
You only see yourself in the mirror. Women see you as you really are. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/11 "2013-01-15T03:25:03Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > You only see yourself in the mirror. Women see you as you really are. Kind of like _[They Live](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live)_? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/12 "2013-01-15T03:40:32Z")
I’m all out of bubblegum. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/13 "2013-01-15T03:43:46Z")
I see that I have inspired a revolution of sexually repressed Dopers. Viva La Revolucion! ---
**Author:** ![panaccione](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@panaccione](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panaccione)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/14 "2013-01-15T04:15:55Z")
I hear ya, bro. And I’m willing to go down on them and everything. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/15 "2013-01-15T05:49:55Z")
My advice is you issue some Executive Orders requiring women to have sex with you. Sure, it’ll be controversial and there’ll be some who claim you can’t do that. And maybe some women will hide rather than comply. But my reading of the SDMB Terms of Use says it’s legal. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/16 "2013-01-15T06:01:56Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > Take a number and wait like everyone else. What number are you on now? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/17 "2013-01-15T06:06:55Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > I see that I have inspired a revolution of sexually repressed Dopers. You really want to take credit for that? ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/18 "2013-01-15T06:43:39Z")
WHAT?? Women refuse you? Hmmm… I must have a magic stick or something. Or, maybe it depends on my location, Philippines. Lots of gorgeous willing girls here. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/19 "2013-01-15T11:51:44Z")
Moved to the BBQ Pit (where parody threads should go). ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/20 "2013-01-15T11:53:24Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > Take a number and wait like everyone else. And now we’ve agreed what kind of girl you are, we can start arguing about the price. 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245.md?page=2)