# Women who refuse to have sex with me... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 15, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245 "2013-01-15T02:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/21 "2013-01-15T12:44:58Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > You really want to take credit for that? Well, erm…no. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/22 "2013-01-15T12:48:09Z")
Step 1: Become Genghis Khan Step 2: Profit No stupid middle ??? step necessary, just being Genghis Khan is sufficient. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/23 "2013-01-15T13:03:44Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > …why? Is there a particular reason why you refuse (or hate) to do it? And if you do not perform it, do you also refuse to allow me to have sex with you as well? If so, why? If not, why not? From GSElevator Twitter Feed: > [@](#): > > [At the gym] > #1: What machine should I use to impress the girls? > #2: The ATM. [https://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/278775970318671872](https://twitter.com/GSElevator/status/278775970318671872) ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/24 "2013-01-15T13:24:38Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > [This is getting so tired.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=679014) > Please just stop. That’s what _she_ said! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/25 "2013-01-15T13:32:18Z")
The OP’s posts are his cite. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/26 "2013-01-15T20:36:47Z")
As both a guy, and a pretend woman, the reason we don’t want to have sex with you is because you smell. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/27 "2013-01-15T20:41:46Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > Step 1: Become Genghis Khan > Step 2: Profit > > No stupid middle ??? step necessary, just being Genghis Khan is sufficient. Only if your particular kink is hearing their lamentations. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/28 "2013-01-15T21:15:47Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > [This is getting so tired.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=679014) > Please just stop. It’s becoming an epidemic. We had rape month, now this. I sure as hell don’t want to name this. ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/29 "2013-01-16T01:07:13Z")
1. You never asked 2. I insist on dinner and a movie first. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/30 "2013-01-16T01:10:39Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > As both a guy, and a pretend woman, the reason we don’t want to have sex with you is because you smell. Or perhaps some of your habits, **Linctus** , like [eating your facial hair](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=670117). ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/31 "2013-01-16T02:30:13Z")
I don’t get why this thread is in the pit. I was obviously taking the mickey out of a silly thread. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/32 "2013-01-16T19:21:51Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > I don’t get why this thread is in the pit. I was obviously taking the mickey out of a silly thread. Because parody threads go into the pit by the rules (except in rare, exceptionally good natured cases). ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/33 "2013-01-16T19:25:15Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > …why? Is there a particular reason why you refuse (or hate) to do it? And if you do not perform it, do you also refuse to allow me to have sex with you as well? If so, why? If not, why not? Alcohol wears off, that’s why. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/34 "2013-01-16T20:11:25Z")
I’ll go with “Because you’re batshit crazy and they can smell you coming” for $500, Alex. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/35 "2013-01-16T20:14:52Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > As both a guy, and a pretend woman, the reason we don’t want to have sex with you is because you smell. Spunk funk? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/36 "2013-01-16T23:14:05Z")
> [@PandaBear77](#): > > I insist on dinner and a movie first. I told you where the kitchen was. And I offered to let you pick out any movie from my porn collection. And then you suddenly got all moody and left for no reason. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/37 "2013-01-18T01:07:09Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > It’s becoming an epidemic. We had rape month, now this. I sure as hell don’t want to name this. I thought Rape Month was February. I _missed_ it? :o ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/38 "2013-01-18T02:04:18Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > As both a guy, and a pretend woman, the reason we don’t want to have sex with you is because you smell. Always remember how the grammatically correct British playwright responded to this, “Madam, you _smell_, I _stink_.” > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I thought Rape Month was February. I _missed_ it? :o It makes perfect sense: this is January, which appears to be Sexual Frustration Month, of course Rape Month would follow it (although the majority of rapes are primarily acts of violence, I suspect that sexual frustration does factor in there somewhere). ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/39 "2013-01-18T02:10:43Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > I don’t get why this thread is in the pit. I was obviously taking the mickey out of a silly thread. You’re also a whiner. Women hate that shit. See that vagina? Not yours. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/40 "2013-01-18T02:42:21Z")
> [@For You](#): > > It makes perfect sense: this is January, which appears to be Sexual Frustration Month, of course Rape Month would follow it (although the majority of rapes are primarily acts of violence, I suspect that sexual frustration does factor in there somewhere). Then we have Arrest Month in March and Trial Month in April. May will be Rape Month Part 2. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245.md?page=3)