# Women who refuse to have sex with me... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 15, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245 "2013-01-15T02:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/41 "2013-01-18T03:00:52Z")
Is there an assisted living facility nearby? You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/42 "2013-01-18T12:47:40Z")
> [@PandaBear77](#): > > 1. You never asked > 2. I insist on dinner and a movie first. Can I ask? Don’t mind having dinner and a movie… ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/43 "2013-01-18T18:13:58Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > It’s becoming an epidemic. We had rape month, now this. I sure as hell don’t want to name this. And joys of all joys rape month is coming back around again in two weeks. > [@EmilyG](#): > > Or perhaps some of your habits, **Linctus** , like [eating your facial hair](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=670117). Wow, I missed that. > [@faithfool](#): > > Spunk funk? It is a funk unto its own. > [@For You](#): > > Always remember how the grammatically correct British playwright responded to this, “Madam, you _smell_, I _stink_.” Oh damn. I would like to rephrase. The reason I’m not having sex with the OP is because he eats his own butt hair. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/44 "2013-01-18T19:14:47Z")
Did anyone else see the title of this thread and wonder why it isn’t up to 50 pages yet? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/45 "2013-01-18T22:30:35Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Did anyone else see the title of this thread and wonder why it isn’t up to 50 pages yet? When I saw you’d posted in it, yes. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/46 "2013-01-18T23:47:54Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Did anyone else see the title of this thread and wonder why it isn’t up to 50 pages yet? Change your page count to 5, you will be up to at least ten pages. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/47 "2013-01-19T01:47:42Z")
> [@astro](#): > > You’re also a whiner. Women hate that shit. See that vagina? Not yours. –golf clap– ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/48 "2013-01-19T04:56:34Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > I don’t get why this thread is in the pit. I was obviously taking the mickey out of a silly thread. You _thought_ you were taking the mick. You were just belaboring a pointless point pointlessly. And humorlessly. _God, I hope this is the last of these…_ ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/49 "2013-01-19T05:10:29Z")
Women won’t have sex with the OP because when he says “taking the mickey out”, they think “flasher”. ---
**Author:** ![Absolute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Absolute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/50 "2013-01-19T08:55:46Z")
Aren’t you the one that posted a video of yourself eating your own snot? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/51 "2013-01-19T10:17:10Z")
> [@Absolute](#): > > Aren’t you the one that posted a video of yourself eating your own snot? Not that there’s anything wrong with that ! ---
**Author:** ![Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enter_the_Flagon)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2013, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/52 "2013-01-20T05:17:51Z")
> [@Absolute](#): > > Aren’t you the one that posted a video of yourself eating your own snot? Yeah, But what about all the chicks who are totally into that? Why won’t _they_ have sex with him? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2013, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/53 "2013-01-20T06:27:01Z")
Okay, now we’ve gone over into the realm of TMI. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2013, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/54 "2013-01-20T09:57:08Z")
Basically, women are looking for a more complicated Linctus. Practically, you want to try to frame your mind into the position of, “Why do I not want to have sex with\* this\* woman?” Seriously, if you can do that successfully, the whole question will become clear to you. Be successful and have some manners. Work hard for money. Take some exercise to boot. Do this and you’ll get laid even if you aren’t pretty. Simply put in the maximum effort- not in the rape direction, but rather the self-cultivation direction. It really works. And stop eating your face. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/55 "2013-01-20T14:16:58Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > Basically, women are looking for a more complicated Linctus… Wait, what? Women are looking for complicated cough syrup, or maybe mentholated candy? Gonna need a cite for that, for one of two reasons. One, so that I can dismiss it as unfactual, or so that I can hunt you down and beat the snot out of you for waiting this long to tell me. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2013, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/56 "2013-01-20T23:52:45Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > … so that I can hunt you down and beat the snot out of you … You hungry again? ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/57 "2013-01-21T00:47:45Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Wait, what? Women are looking for complicated cough syrup, or maybe mentholated candy? Gonna need a cite for that, for one of two reasons. One, so that I can dismiss it as unfactual, or so that I can hunt you down and beat the snot out of you for waiting this long to tell me. It’s like wine, man. Simple linctii don’t make their toes curl, but the variegated bouquet, flavors and palate feel of a high-quality, complicated linctus really makes their tootsies roll. Even the Hindus knew what an aphrodisiac this was. I thought you were some kind of intellectual 😕 Freud: What do women want? A: A decongestant that makes their day instead of making them puke. ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/58 "2013-01-22T12:04:09Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > Basically, women are looking for a more complicated Linctus. I just loved this.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/59 "2013-01-23T03:45:58Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > …why? Is there a particular reason why you refuse (or hate) to do it? And if you do not perform it, do you also refuse to allow me to have sex with you as well? If so, why? If not, why not? I’m married. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-who-refuse-to-have-sex-with-me/647245/60 "2013-01-23T04:27:39Z")
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