# Women with huge plump lips. Does the fantasy deliver in real life?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 13, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258 "2013-05-13T20:09:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/1 "2013-05-13T20:09:23Z")

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Big plump lips have been a thing ever since Angelina Jolie and Lisa Rinna hit the scene. A coworker told me theres even [lipsticks that plump the lips](http://www.sleekhair.com/9100-26-clear.html?gdftrk=gdfV25188_a_7c1551_a_7c6249_a_7c9100_d_26_d_clear). Some women go for medical Collagen Replacement Therapy. All for that perfect trout pout that beautiful black women are naturally born with.

How to express the male fantasy delicately? Lets just say trout pouts supposedly enhance the experience of oral stimulation on the male glans. 😛

But does it really work? Does the fantasy live up to its reputation? Is sex really better with a woman sporting a trout pout?

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**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/2 "2013-05-13T21:01:31Z")

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OMG is this thread for real?

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**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/3 "2013-05-13T21:10:21Z")

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I never even thought that’s the reason someone would plump their limps. Plump lips are right up there with obviously fake tans as things women think men like but no man does.

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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/4 "2013-05-13T22:15:01Z")

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“Trout pout”? Ewww… How can anything that could be called “trout pout” be sexy?  
Back in college, I spent some time kissing a woman with naturally puffy lips. Sorry, \_\_\_\_, but I kind of didn’t like it.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/5 "2013-05-13T22:19:43Z")

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It never occurred to me that they would actually \*feel \*better. They just look sexier, at least to me. My personal theory is that they appeal to the part of the brain that looks at, ahem, \*nether \*lips and assumes when they are puffy that the woman is fertile. Sort of a caveman, evolutionary, fetish-that-propogates-the-species kind of thing.

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**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/6 "2013-05-13T22:21:42Z")

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i feel really, really bad for every black woman that you know

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/7 "2013-05-13T22:26:29Z")

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Duckface disgusts me.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/8 "2013-05-13T22:27:23Z")

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Never had the pleasure of a trout pout on my member. 😉 Seems logical bigger lips would be better. But I married a thin lipped WASP and don’t plan on ever leaving her.

I’m not afraid to admit that I thought about Angelina Jolie’s oral abilities 15 years ago in _Lara Croft_. Almost impossible not to.

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**Author:** ![YourAdHere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/65b543/32.png) [@YourAdHere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YourAdHere)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/9 "2013-05-13T22:27:36Z")

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I thought puffy lips were supposed to be attractive because they indicated youth, vitality, and a healthy proportion of body fat. Honestly, the other thing had never occurred to me, and lips that look overly or artificially plumped up just look weird and bad to me anyways, IMHO.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/10 "2013-05-13T23:27:27Z")

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When it comes to the genuinely outstanding oral sex, the lips turn out to be rather trivial. But there was a recent survey of men on the subject: 10% of the respondents said they most enjoyed the sensation, 7% said the got off on the feeling of power, and 83% said the best part was having a bit of quiet time.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/11 "2013-05-14T00:26:58Z")

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I’ve never thought of the effect of plump lips on a blowjob. I thought the “fantasy” was that they’d be nice to kiss.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/12 "2013-05-14T01:37:48Z")

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> [@ZenBeam](#):
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> “Trout pout”? Ewww… How can anything that could be called “trout pout” be sexy?

Rule 34

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/13 "2013-05-14T02:21:19Z")

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> [@Richard\_Pearse](#):
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> I’ve never thought of the effect of plump lips on a blowjob. I thought the “fantasy” was that they’d be nice to kiss.

Actually, I dated a Malaysian woman once with said lips. The BJs were f’n great but the kissing was wierd. (Or hard to get used to.) Her pillowy lips felt like they were pushing me away rather than pulling me in.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/14 "2013-05-14T02:35:05Z")

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Also:

> [@miss\_elizabeth](#):
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> OMG is this thread for real?

> [@colander](#):
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> i feel really, really bad for every black woman that you know

Yes this thread is for real and y’all are welcome not to participate. Which is advice I think you should _give heed_ to.

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**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/15 "2013-05-14T02:38:15Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> Yes this thread is for real and y’all are welcome not to participate. Which is advice I think you should _give heed_ to.

I will surely give your advice all the consideration it deserves.

On a related note, someone should lock this thread and then _set it on fire_.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/16 "2013-05-14T02:38:57Z")

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If you want your woman to have huge plump lips, just sock her one in the mouth. I wouldn’t bet on the rest of the evening being all that romantic though.

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**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/17 "2013-05-14T02:48:05Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> If you want your woman to have huge plump lips, just sock her one in the mouth. I wouldn’t bet on the rest of the evening being all that romantic though.

Didn’t sock her hard enough then.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/18 "2013-05-14T03:50:58Z")

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This board has frank adult discussions about sex fairly often Just two weeks ago [there was a thread started by a woman on deep throating](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=623140&highlight=deep+throat).

That’s what makes the SDMB so interesting. We’re discussing politics, crime, tv shows. There’s a nice blend of everything and that includes human sexuality. It’s one of the few places where we can have mature discussions without it degenerating into typical teen locker room talk. I really appreciate having the SDMB as a place that welcomes discussions on all subjects.

> [@colander](#):
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> I will surely give your advice all the consideration it deserves.
> 
> On a related note, someone should lock this thread and then _set it on fire_.

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**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/19 "2013-05-14T04:06:18Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> This board has frank adult discussions about sex fairly often Just two weeks ago [there was a thread started by a woman on deep throating](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=623140&highlight=deep+throat).
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> That’s what makes the SDMB so interesting. We’re discussing politics, crime, tv shows. There’s a nice blend of everything and that includes human sexuality. It’s one of the few places where we can have mature discussions without it degenerating into typical teen locker room talk.

if i had a teen whose sex talk was both as lame and as racist as this thread is, i think we would probably have to have one of those _talks_

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-with-huge-plump-lips-does-the-fantasy-deliver-in-real-life/658258/20 "2013-05-14T04:09:57Z")

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> [@colander](#):
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> if my teen’s sex talk were as shitty and racist as this thread, i would commit suicide

Stop replying to this thread if all you’re going to do is hijack it and continue on this line.  
As much as you may dislike it, it is a legit and okay topic with replies all relating to the subject at hand.

Please use the Pit if you want to continue the hijack or call any poster out specifically…but take it out of this thread now.

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