# Women's first names in song

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 17, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776 "2009-08-17T20:12:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/101 "2009-08-21T16:30:38Z")

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Rosemary (“Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes” by Edison Lighthouse)

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/102 "2009-08-21T16:37:02Z")

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_They Call the Wind Maria_ from _Paint Your Wagon_

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/103 "2009-08-21T17:47:58Z")

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> [@5-4-Fighting](#):
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> _They Call the Wind Maria_ from _Paint Your Wagon_

We’ve already got Maria (although maybe not pronounced with a long “i”), but that song does also mention Tess, which hasn’t come up before.

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/104 "2009-08-21T17:49:57Z")

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Third page and mention of “Rio” by Duran Duran!?

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/105 "2009-08-21T17:58:32Z")

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> [@garygnu](#):
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> Third page and mention of “Rio” by Duran Duran!?

:eek: :smack:

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/106 "2009-08-21T18:21:35Z")

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“Carlene” - Phil Vassar  
“Amazing Grace” - Phil Vassar  
“Bernadette” - Paul Simon  
“Amy’s Back in Austin” - Little Texas  
“Austin” - Blake Shelton  
“Cleopatra, Queen of Denial” - Pam Tillis  
“Julie” - Merril Bainbridge  
“Margarita” - Israel Kamakawiwo’ole  
“Mildred, Won’t You Behave” - Bill Elliott Swing Orchestra  
“Nancy Whiskey” - Scottish Folk Song  
“Rebecca Lynn” - Brian White

“Mambo No. 5\*” and “All My Ex’s Live in Texas\*\*” both name many names.

\*: Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, Jessica, as well as Angela and Pamela  
\*\*: Rosanna, Eileen, Allison, and “Dimples”

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/107 "2009-08-22T06:38:59Z")

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I see PJ Harvey’s Elise has already been mentioned, but she also sings about:

Angelene  
Leah  
Joy  
Catherine  
Nina  
Rebecca  
April  
Stella  
Sixteen Horsepower sings about:

Ruthie (Last name: Lingle)  
Phyllis Ruth  
Asher Joanna  
Leah Samantha

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/108 "2009-08-22T15:57:28Z")

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Ooh, thought of one more!

Bjork:  
Isobel

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/109 "2009-08-27T15:14:08Z")

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(Poison) Ivy.

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/110 "2009-08-27T17:49:37Z")

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“Bitch” numerous artists.  
I’ve known women with that as their first name  
(or it should have been) 😃

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**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/111 "2009-09-03T20:57:18Z")

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Sorry to revive this, but I just watched a rerun of Flight of The Conchords and remembered the **“Carol Brown”** song:

> [@](#):
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> \*\*Loretta \*\*broke my heart in a letter  
> Told me she was leaving and her life would be better  
> **Joan** broke it off over the phone  
> After the tone she left me alone  
> \*\*Jen \*\*said she’d never ever see me again  
> When I saw her again, she said it again  
> **Jan** met another man  
> \*\*Liza \*\*got amnesia, just forgot who I am  
> **Felicity** said there was no electricity  
> **Emily** , no chemistry  
> **Fran** , ran, Bruce turned out to be a man  
> **Flo** had to go, I couldn’t go with the flow  
> **Carol** Brown just took the bus out of town  
> But im hoping that you’ll stick around  
> He doesnt cook or clean  
> He’s not good boyfriend material  
> Ooh, we can eat cereal  
> You’ll lose interest fast, his relationships never last  
> Shut up girlfriends from the past  
> He says he’ll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing  
> Oooh  
> Who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir  
> And got them to sing?  
> Ooh Ooh Ooh, Shut up  
> Shut up girlfriends from the past  
> **Mimi** will no longer see me  
> **Brittany** , brittany hit me  
> **Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie**  
> There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me  
> Carol Brown just took the bus out of town  
> Love is a delicate thing, you can’t just throw it away on the breeze  
> He said the same thing to me  
> How can we ever know if im the right person in this world  
> That means he looks at other girls  
> Love is a mystery, it does not follow rules  
> This guy is a fool  
> He’ll always be a boy, hes a man that never grew up  
> I thought I told you to shut up  
> **Mona** , you told me you were in a coma  
> **Tiffany** , you said that you had an epiphany

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**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/112 "2009-09-03T22:49:35Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> [Video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG8UnuFx23c)🙂

I LOVE it! Thanks. (and that last look that she gives him–that is so me at a young age. I wonder if they just made all the cute girls wear Eleanor tags or if they had a cattle call for CYTs\* that are named Eleanor.)

\*CYT=cute young things.

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**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/113 "2009-09-04T06:20:40Z")

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Allison has already been mentioned, but not the Pixies song which kicks ass.

My additions come from Dion’s **the Wanderer**.  
Flo, Mary, Janie, and Rosie. I think Flo at least has not yet been mentioned.

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**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/114 "2009-09-04T20:09:09Z")

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From Billy Joel songs:

Brenda – _Scenes from an Italian Restaurant_, a reworked version of a song called _The Ballad of Brenda and Eddie_  
Rosalinda – _Rosalinda’s Eyes_

Gordon Lightfoot gives many of his female characters memorable names, and others ordinary monikers:

_Sweet **Guinevere** _  
_Daylight **Katy** _  
_Approaching **Lavender** _  
_Dream Street **Rose** _  
_ **Sundown** _

Surprised I haven’t seen _867-5309/Jenny_ by Tommy Tutone.

“ **Katie** Casey was baseball mad” is the actual opening line of a song known better for its [chorus.](http://bcm.bc.edu/issues/summer_2009/endnotes/katies-song.html)

A popular song of the early twentieth century featured an invitation to “Come away with me, **Lucille** / In my merry Oldsmobile”.

Besides the already-mentioned Sukey Tawdry and Lotte Lenya, _Mack the Knife_ also features references to **Jenny** Diver and **Lucy** Brown. Some versions also include **Polly** Peachum.

And finally, the Beatles have been invoked often in this thread, yet I didn’t notice any acknowledgment of _Lovely **Rita** meter maid_.

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**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/womens-first-names-in-song/506776/115 "2009-09-04T20:28:49Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> From Billy Joel songs:
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> Brenda – _Scenes from an Italian Restaurant_, a reworked version of a song called _The Ballad of Brenda and Eddie_

I thought that was “Brender”. 😉

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