This is when I wish the Smack! smilie still worked.
A children’s book. Can’t recall the title, as I nevr read it.
So where the heck are my points? 
I drive a 86 Chevy Blazer.
About 6 months after I got it, I drove out of town for a birthday party and ended up locking my only set in the truck.
My sister’s boyfriend at the time got a s-load of Chevy keys from his dad and we eventually got it to pop open.
After I accidentally opened the door with the ignition key I found out that any key you can stick the tip of into the lock will open the driver’s side. The passenger side is a bit fussier. These are new-ish duplicated keys so I guess it’s a defect with the locks.
I actually love that fact. I can never be locked out of my truck! Also, it’s such an old POS that I don’t think anyone would be inclined to steal it.
As harmless hinted at: The Indian in the Cupboard. Good book, as I recall.