# Wonder Woman vs the asshat amazons! (Old WW comic book cover)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 3, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774 "2006-02-03T02:29:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/1 "2006-02-03T02:29:21Z")

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One of the latest items from Super Dickery:  
[http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/37.html](http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/37.html)

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> Dude, their helmets are shaped like ass cheeks.

Ooh look…shiny! :smack:

Some questions remain: What year was this? I’m curious about the plot, so spoilers are welcomed.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/2 "2006-02-03T02:39:45Z")

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[This site](http://darkmark6.tripod.com/wonderind.htm) says July 1976. It also gives a plot synopsis.

(scroll down about halfway)

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/3 "2006-02-03T02:53:27Z")

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They look like breasts to me, _sans_ nipples. But then I’m hardly an expert in matters anatomical comma female.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/4 "2006-02-03T02:56:14Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> [This site](http://darkmark6.tripod.com/wonderind.htm) says July 1976. It also gives a plot synopsis.
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> (scroll down about halfway)

Since there are popups in the site, here is the important part:

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> Supporting Characters: Queen Hippolyta, Steve Trevor  
> Villains: Panthea, American Patriots’ League (first and only appearance for all), Ismene (dies in this story)  
> Comment: Paradise Island is revealed to be in the Bermuda Triangle in this story.  
> Synopsis: Wonder Woman is falsely imprisoned in the United States as part of a renegade Amazon’s plot to take over Paradise Island.

Looks like this issue referred to the American bicentennial. Thanks **Mr. Blue Sky**.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/5 "2006-02-03T02:59:40Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Since there are popups in the site, here is the important part:

You’re welcome, well, except for the pop-ups (I have my blocker cranked all the way up so I didn’t notice).

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**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/6 "2006-02-03T13:44:55Z")

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[Henry Winkler] Those are balls![/Henry Winkler]

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/7 "2006-02-04T05:39:00Z")

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> [@neofishboy](#):
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> [Henry Winkler] Those are balls![/Henry Winkler]

That is utter bollocks! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/8 "2006-02-04T05:42:11Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> One of the latest items from Super Dickery:  
> [http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/37.html](http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/37.html)

I can’t see a thing.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/9 "2006-02-04T05:51:30Z")

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Seems Super Dickery stopped showing images, here is one from e-bay (not sure how long the image will last):

[http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6550442185&category=32768#ebayphotohosting](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6550442185&category=32768#ebayphotohosting)

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/10 "2006-02-04T06:17:55Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Seems Super Dickery stopped showing images

They done got hacked. Avoid the main page, for the time being.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/11 "2006-02-04T14:33:51Z")

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> [@Tengu](#):
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> They done got hacked.

Inquiries are focusing on the daughters of the asshat amazons.

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/12 "2006-02-04T18:32:18Z")

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> [@Beware of Doug](#):
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> Inquiries are focusing on the daughters of the asshat amazons.

Yikes. That’s scro-tastic.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonder-woman-vs-the-asshat-amazons-old-ww-comic-book-cover/342774/13 "2006-02-05T05:27:42Z")

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That super-dickery website has been, in the past, accused of (probably inadvertently) spreading spy-ware. I have therefore broken the links; anyone who wants to go there is welcome, but we don’t want anyone hopping over there unawares.
