# Wonderfully Weird Sign on Building

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonderfully-weird-sign-on-building/604654>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 1, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonderfully-weird-sign-on-building/604654 "2011-12-01T02:33:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonderfully-weird-sign-on-building/604654/21 "2011-12-02T00:03:22Z")

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A house nearby had one of these signs: [http://www.pediatricsafety.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Road-Signs.jpg](http://www.pediatricsafety.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Road-Signs.jpg) which is not very unusual.

However, we had a snowfall and the last line was covered in snow. So, the sign actually said

Drive Like Your Kids

Which frankly, I’d rather not do!

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonderfully-weird-sign-on-building/604654/22 "2011-12-02T01:28:26Z")

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> [@ducati](#):
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> You should never park [here](http://www.imbecile.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/never-ever-ever-ever-park-here-500x375.jpg).

I think I parked there once.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonderfully-weird-sign-on-building/604654/23 "2011-12-02T13:30:58Z")

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If we’re migrating this to road signs, a classic is a [bilingual sign](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7702913.stm) that essentially says “No Trucks” in English and “I’m out of the office” in Welsh.

The story goes someone sent english text to a translator, who happened to be away. Not knowing any different, the sign shop printed up his out of office note. :smack:

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonderfully-weird-sign-on-building/604654/24 "2011-12-02T17:21:21Z")

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This thread needs more pictures. [I took a picture](http://t.co/jRbiur9P) of my favorite odd sign.

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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonderfully-weird-sign-on-building/604654/25 "2011-12-02T17:37:06Z")

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> [@ducati](#):
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> You should never park [here](http://www.imbecile.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/never-ever-ever-ever-park-here-500x375.jpg).

I remember a bit from an early Letterman monologue. Something like:

“I was walking into work this morning and I saw a sign that said, ‘Don’t even think of parking here!’ I said to myself, 'Well, that’s too bad, because that would be a really convenient spot for me.” Then a cop came up and gave me a ticket."

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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2011, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonderfully-weird-sign-on-building/604654/26 "2011-12-02T23:13:52Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> This thread needs more pictures. [I took a picture](http://t.co/jRbiur9P) of my favorite odd sign.

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That was all your link gave me.

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