# Wondering if this would result in banning

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wondering-if-this-would-result-in-banning/651385>\
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**Created:** [February 25, 2013, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wondering-if-this-would-result-in-banning/651385 "2013-02-25T23:32:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wondering-if-this-would-result-in-banning/651385/41 "2013-03-01T00:38:57Z")

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How much should I tip?

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wondering-if-this-would-result-in-banning/651385/42 "2013-03-01T04:35:47Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> How much should I tip?

.999999999999999… cents. But not a dollar.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wondering-if-this-would-result-in-banning/651385/43 "2013-03-01T04:41:30Z")

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> [@pravnik](#):
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> Were they about to have a cat declawed?

Nope, but they were about to have a baby circumcised.

> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> How much should I tip?

Depends on the size of the foreskin.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wondering-if-this-would-result-in-banning/651385/44 "2013-03-01T04:46:57Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I think this is an exciting new revenue proposal that we should immediately begin pursuing. I’ll start rewriting the membership FAQ right away:

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> Q: What are the benefits of membership?  
> A: You get to live.

So basically, what you’re saying is that everybody gets a lifetime membership?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wondering-if-this-would-result-in-banning/651385/45 "2013-03-01T04:50:25Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> So basically, what you’re saying is that everybody gets a lifetime membership?

This is probably a better marketing strategy.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wondering-if-this-would-result-in-banning/651385/46 "2013-03-01T15:07:59Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> How much should I tip?

Just like the rest of the board – way to the left.

Ooooops – that’s how we “lean”.

Sorry — never mind.

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