# Wonko, please find some other way to amuse yourself.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonko-please-find-some-other-way-to-amuse-yourself/110665>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 24, 2002, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonko-please-find-some-other-way-to-amuse-yourself/110665 "2002-05-24T15:28:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonko-please-find-some-other-way-to-amuse-yourself/110665/41 "2002-05-28T06:25:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wonko The Sane \*  
> **I am indeed a man, and a straight one at that.**

You’ve never been laid. How would you know?

(insert cutesy, pseudo-self-effacing “retort” here)

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonko-please-find-some-other-way-to-amuse-yourself/110665/42 "2002-05-28T07:07:16Z")

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Wonko may have been a jerk, but there’s no need to insult every member of the Big C Club[.](http://www.myvag.net/virginity.shtml)

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**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonko-please-find-some-other-way-to-amuse-yourself/110665/43 "2002-05-28T13:21:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kyomara \*  
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> (insert cutesy, pseudo-self-effacing “retort” here) \*\*

No, it’s supposed to go in -my- post!

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wonko-please-find-some-other-way-to-amuse-yourself/110665/44 "2002-06-01T10:32:46Z")

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Wonko should find better things to make jokes about. Given that he has clarified his original intentions and lack of malice, pleaded guilty as charged to being an idiot in this matter, and apologised, I think his life can be spared this time.

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