# Woo Hoo! Twisty's Legal! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2000, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980 "2000-09-21T09:24:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/1 "2000-09-21T09:24:45Z")
Happy Birthday, Twistycakes! You turned 21 just in time for the big one, eh? Have a great time tonight, and if you remember it, tell us all about it. Smooches! Tracy ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/2 "2000-09-21T09:33:21Z")
Happy b-day ToF. Now you can actually bring that i.d. out with you 😉 Have a great one. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Jo… TwistofFate Happy birthday to you. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/3 "2000-09-21T09:34:06Z")
That’s cool! I heard it was also the birthday of John Larr…oh, wait! Have a great one, TwistySkates! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/4 "2000-09-21T09:35:08Z")
…and yojimbo beats me to the not-really-funny-real-name-joke! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/5 "2000-09-21T09:36:46Z")
Just one day before my own mother! Well, she’s actually going to be 57 tomorrow, but who’s counting. She can probably outdrink Twisty though 😉 Congrats, John! Phil left some whiskey in the jar for you - you’re old enough for it now! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/6 "2000-09-21T09:39:15Z")
ah, ye shouldn’t have. I’m all embarrassed!! Tracy, the Legal age over here is 18, so I’ve beem legal for 3 years now! We had a night out last night at “The Kitchen” (yes, the one thats owned by Bono). what a crazy night. I’m having a family party this evening, buit the weekend is all Party all the time! thanks guys! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/7 "2000-09-21T09:42:31Z")
I wasn’t talking about **drinking** , Johnboy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/8 "2000-09-21T09:44:44Z")
And details, Twisty, details. You can’t just say “Crazy” and leave it at that. Were there women? Did anyone puke? Was anything broken, injured or vandalized? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/9 "2000-09-21T09:45:07Z")
He wasn’t either 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/10 "2000-09-21T09:46:16Z")
Didya get really drunk and kick Bono’s ass? Cause he could use a good ass-kicking. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/11 "2000-09-21T09:49:53Z")
Plenty of Drunkenness, no Debauchery, unfortunately. Strangest event of the night was my friend stopping people at 3 in the morning on our way down the quays to tell them “Momma sold the receipe to Helmanns! We’re gonna be Rich!” very loudly and excitedly, before running away and leaving them in total confusion. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/12 "2000-09-21T10:26:56Z")
Happy birthday, John. Have a great day! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/13 "2000-09-21T12:58:53Z")
Happy birthday, Twisty! _smooch_ ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/14 "2000-09-21T13:02:22Z")
21? Jaysus, I feel old. Happy B’day, Twisty. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/15 "2000-09-21T13:04:34Z")
Hugs & Kisses to Tater, GlobalMoosie, Evilbeth, and Falc!Smootches! 😉 and manly handshakes to Yojimbo and Coldfire. Thank you so much guys! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/16 "2000-09-21T13:06:08Z")
and a gruff pat on the back to JC, After all, you’re only as old as the woman you’re feeling! ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/17 "2000-09-21T13:09:01Z")
I missed this on too. Happy Birthday Twisty! Geez, 21. I feel old too. ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/18 "2000-09-21T13:10:59Z")
Dropping in to wish you a happy birthday, Twisty. (I’m new here and I mostly lurk yet.Your posts are great!) 21 is a wonderful age. Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/19 "2000-09-21T13:15:32Z")
Why thank you Tabathina, very nice of you to say so. May I interest you in a glass of wine and a toyboy? 😉 hehehehhehe ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980/20 "2000-09-21T13:26:42Z")
Ahhhh to be young again. Enjoy your birthday. I’ll raise my beer in a toast to you tonight. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woo-hoo-twistys-legal/33980.md?page=2)