# Woodchuck armageddon

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodchuck-armageddon/719745>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 11, 2015, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodchuck-armageddon/719745 "2015-05-11T03:18:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Alley\_Dweller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alley_dweller/32/430_2.png) [@Alley\_Dweller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alley_Dweller)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodchuck-armageddon/719745/21 "2015-05-13T06:46:48Z")

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> [@KRC](#):
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> We were looking for the rabid skunk I’d seen a few years earlier and instead we got a groundhog!

Forgive me, I have to ask: Why were you looking for a rabid skunk and what were you planning to do once you found it?

And I have to deliver some sad news: The rabid skunk probably died a few days after you saw it. A couple of weeks at most.

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**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodchuck-armageddon/719745/22 "2015-05-13T22:19:00Z")

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If you last saw it a few years before then it had probably retired by then to a rabid skunk sheltered living development.

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